i brought a gram of ketamine on a school trip to the oregon shakespeare festival this week.
basically i did a couple bumps before each play (which, if you're wondering, makes you feel like your body is drunk, and your mind is blazed), but one night, i did a line of it (and 3 bowls of hash) in my hotel room, and that was the most ridiculous experience of my life.
first, i sniffed the line through a 50 bill (i felt so hood), then i went and sat in my bed for like 5 minutes until it set in. once it set in, my friend handed back my 50 which, when i tried to put it in my wallet, started to run around on my hand. i finally got it in my wallet and just lay there watching the office on the tv, which then started to eat the room. after the first commercial break, i started talking to the zipper on my pants, which i then had a very nice conversation with for about 15 minutes. my zipper ended up being a jerk though, so i talked to the heater by the window, who after 4 or 5 minutes told me just to shut up and watch tv. then the room spun for about 5 minutes until i had to go throw up. my throw up was pink but it flashed orange and green until i felt normal again, which was about 2 minutes later.
about half an hour of ridiculous trip that seemed to last a day.
