Damn, you must hate your knees. If you really want to be held in that tightly, I would recommend dispensing with the binding altogether, get some nails and glue, you know the rest. I reckon you would be up for about $10, and you would have the sweetest look.
Punter: Hey, where are your bindings?
You: Pffft, bindings are so last year, nails are so hot right now.
In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.