Hiding your wood

BrodyLeven

BrodyLeven

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what do you guys do when you get a hard on in say...gym class, with just gym shorts on

or just walking down the hallway

or with your swim suit on?

or any time its random. especially swim suit and gym shorts though.

i stick it right up there...riiighhhtt on up there like in I-am-retarded's icon/diagram. iv'e done it my whole life. dont tell me i'm alone.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
ya this happens alot cuz when ever i think of skiing i get hard, i let people look at me cuz it makes them giggle. but i no this guy that had a defect when he was born so hes dicks is 1 inch and when he has a boner its 3 inches so it dosnt matter much for him. he said the docers are gonna give him some multi coloerd thing that makes it look longer

 
wtf are you taking about neil lol

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
wtf are you taking about neil lol

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
if i had a 1 inch dick there is no way i'd tell my friends.

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
the tuck and pull is buddys icon. i cant remember whos it is. you just tuck your meat under the elastic of your boxers or your belt

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
that makes me feel better, cuz i thoght it was only I who did this intuitive method. i have no idea what that word means.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i still dont get the pull part... what do u pull? pull a cat or a dog. cuz this kid i no, he has a dog and a cat and there good friends, so one day he pulld the cats tail and it bit the dog cuz it was mad and now the cat and dog hate eachother

 
so like the cat seeked revenge on the dog, even thugh it was the kid? i feel so bad for that dog. thats why cats suck.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
both of you are little attention grabbers. please stop posting just for the sake of posting

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
You pull the trigger.... the one on the gun thats stuck in your mouth so you will die and SHUT THE FUCK UP because you cant spell and are fucking annoying as hell!

there... I said it...

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
westcoaststyle's got it down.. tuck and pull is the only way.. it can be tricky to pull it off if there are people around but hey man it's the only method.. i never knew other people did that too tho.. meh

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
oh ya, cant believe i forgot this one. put your hand in your pocket and hold it with your hand.

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
THANK YOU andy. i feel like neils been here for like a week, how long have you been here, neil?

yueah man, you pull your pants out on the tp a lil, push it on up near the belt area, and let the pants cover it up, but if you lift up your shirt, you see a lil head gaspin for air.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
luckily i never think about chicks whenever im in gym or swiming

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
the tuck and pull method doesn't work for me, it hurts waay too much. I htink I could only do it if I was sitting. I think I have an upside down dick

 
your pants are too tight if tuck and pull hurts. the trick is to get it when you're sitting down with one hand through your pocket. that way nobody can see you.

 
I heard that it's bad for you to do the push and tuck method, which is pushing it under one leg, so I would say go with the tuck and pull. Upwards is the best way to do it if you wanna keep your performance for longer in life, but if you're either sitting, or you're in front of people, you might be alright with the push and tuck method to buy you some time until you get away from the wood watchers.

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
i made my 1st user name on in april djxtreme... just this no snow thing is driving me mad

'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'

 
tuck and pull is affective and so is the one where you out your hand in your pocket and hold your dong.

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Powder to the People

 
haha i think you DO have a upside down dick

lol

i could never do a push and tuck, anything below a right angle (90 degreees) is way to far down for my wing wang wong.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
yeah thats the method i use but i gotta run it all the way up my shirt, too long it sucks.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
i do the tuck under the belt...or if everyone is around and would be able to see that move i grab something to hold in front of it like a book or some shit...

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
or if i have been spotted i yell out HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A HUMUGOUS BONER!!!!!!!

just kidding that would be cool though

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
if they are gonna see u grab it, they will think your just scratching, which is generally socially accepted for a man to do, unless your name is james

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yeah What!
 
sir jibs hit the nail on the head.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
how fucking old are all of you?!?!?

jesus...it's been a long time since i wasn't able to control my man meat.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
old enough and epxerienced to know that the tuck and pull method does work as a quick solution

don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
 
classic.

Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''
 
rawkaowt witcha cawckaowt

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

Proud Member of the 802

'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
 
yeh, this forum needed to stop a long time ago, its just a bunch of people that keep saying that they use the tuck and pull method - same ol shit just a different day

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bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
 
fag

------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
 
ive never gotten boners in gym class,maybe a semi but no full blown boner

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
wood can strike anytime, at the beach, in church or while hugging your grandma. BANG! how ya like that grandma? Thats the most action shes had in 30 years!! but besides the tuck n pull, you can pretend to check your watch while pushing your wood down. or simply put your hand in your pocket. pain also cures boners - stub your toe or hit your hand with a hammer. or imagine the Queen taking a shit in a porto pottie. uuuuggghh. that'll send your boner running to the hills.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
yeah just think of the ugliest chick or teacher in school and it will go away or definatley hurt urself it works unless a girl comes and is like are u ok

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
what you gotta do is put your backpack on the desk in front of your package. open your backpack and act like your reach into your pack but reach down your pants and tuck it under your belt. or you could also just hold it down with your hand in your pocket and you can rub the head and masturbate while you walk down the hall, its exhilerating.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
What the hell's the matter w/ u people? If u get a random boner, u just gotta whip it out and start beating. After u cum it will go away.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
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