the force is strong with this one. I remember the days when a 26 was like a whole shitload of booze. I can understand that you wanna protect your investment. The best hiding place is the wallz, brah. But you gotta go all Bob Villa to get in them. Bear with me. Take a screwdriver and unscrew the fresh air intake (its just like a grate along the baseboard in your room) them stash your booze, guns and kiddie porn and button it all back up. The perfect crime.