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Freestyla11

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the funniest skiers ever are HICKS! They wear fucken tight greasy jeans with big orange vests and hats with fucken deer on them! HAHAHAHAH hick skiers!

-CHRIS

 
yeah and then they see us and go 'Look at those morons, do they think they're from the streets or the ghetto??? What a bunch of losers'. Its a two way street.

you can't spell sick without ck
 
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'Your life is worth way more than just some diamonds..... Without bling I still gleam, glisten, and shine, man.' - Jurassic 5
 
i'm sorry once you wear jeans to go skiing you don't have a say in style

The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.'
 
chaps a bandit hanky, and a 6 shooter is how i ride fucka. word to the deer covered backwoods sheep hearders............yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
dude, i certainly dont wear 'ghetto' clothes skiing

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yo jigga da ghetos wat this motha fuckin sports' all about. i be riding da twintips like i be riding ur ho-ass momma bizotch

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
Hicks are the shit fo' sho'...and they are fun as hell to watch ski on straight sidewall rental skis. But the other day I was riding up the lift and noticed the guy behind me had Carhartt cover-alls on...I was just thinking 'Alright, this fuckers a joke!'. He followed us into the park and threw a solid and super smooth 7 safety off the first table...that's when I noticed he had twins...what a bad-ass...Carhartt cover-alls ALL THE WAY...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
Theres a guy here who skis in a one piece hunting suit with like a hat with a pom pom and fishing sunglasses...and he can bust out soo huge. The first time I saw him I'm like 'oh look at this fag' then he goes and busts a sick cork 7 tail..everyone was cheering from the lift, it was so funny.

 
but not all hicks where that shit. hey look at me i wear steel toe boots, a dirty hat and drive a truck but i support the oakley steez on the slops

.:l[Tyler]l:.

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
but around here he have REAL rednecks, wearing the one peice hunting suit and rabbit skin gloves. and none of the skier around here act like they are from the ghetto. but yea, rednecks are very funny to watch

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fHuck it
 
hicks great...the funny thing about it is that they've made you all mad about absolutely nothing purely just by their buying a lift ticket and supporting your local terrain park..so you've got yourself worked up doing noone good..the funny part is that they're sitting at home probably not mad about anything..so who's losing?

Patrick

patproductions.com

SMS Session 1
 
i was sessiong an s-rail and a hik came, my buddy told him to try and that they where super easyt.. welll lets just say the guy almost died.... there so stupid and brainless

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definition please?

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
Alright Capurnicus...you gotta stop shutting everyone down. Whenever your ass comes into a forum you just tell us all that we're wrong. Now, I've got nothing to do at the moment and that's why I'm typing this...and that's usually why I type all my posts...not much thought goes into them so fuck it...why tell me I'm wrong for thinking hicks are funny? THEY ARE FUNNY...and I'm pretty sure none of us are real worked up over it or ever were...so go make a thread about serious shit if you wanna be serious...but we're all in it to have a little fun here...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
redneck rippers are dope. speshially when there doin them little tricks in that there stunt diiitch.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
there was this fat hick guy with tight dirty jeans and a big yellow coat and a big fur hat who was just cruising down nicely side to side with a cigarette in his mouth so he bails and he ends up burning his face hahahhahha it was hilarious,we gave him the nick name smokey after that

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
last season me and my friend were on the lift above the terrain park, and we see this guy wearing a flannel shirt and blue jeans, riding 220 cm skis. He hits a 20 footer, does a smooth 180, lands it clean, and rides away switch. There was no curve whatsoever on his tails, they were straight as hell. it was so old-school

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
hah i like the hick at the end of happy dayz... hes got mad steeze

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
nothing better than a good ski hick with the wind blowing through his mullet...

These things make me mad. COC session C.
 
Sometimes it funny but if thier haveing fun who cares? Most are pretty cool and they repersent like half the customers at my old shitty resort.

Officially Unable To Spell

MidWest Is The Shit

Fuck The Ghetto

 
when i was six, my dad hit a hick who was drinking from a jack daniel's bottle. bottle smashed all over my dad and the ski patrol toook him away, its was great, the rednecks like I SWEAR I DONT KNO WHERE THAT LIQUOR CAME FROM SIR.haha

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fHuck it
 
hicks are most definatly the best skiers in the world, cause we all know that tight greasy jeans are what newschool is all about. and as for the hunting suits, well lets just say that it is stylie and if everyone didn't wear them out with their rabbit skin gloves then they aren't cool

RES

Just say fuck it and huck it!
 
orage make jeans designed for skiing in. they are cool.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
Carhart stuff is warm. Thats why hicks wear it. I dont think theres been a time that I havent seen someone in a carhart snowsuit when I was skiing.

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