Hickey

[McLeod]

so last night our school had the last football game of the year and i drank a few brews before as always with some buddies at a tailgate. after i proceeded to drink a few more. i thought it would be a great idea to go see my ex girlfriend who we had recently gotten back on good terms with. anyways we just hung out and shot the shit, and made out for a bit. all of a sudden i realized that she had been sucking on my neck for awhile. i asked her if she had given me a hickey and she was like yea, so i freaked out and left. anyways now im stuck with this huge hickey on my neck and i have a date tomorrow night with this cute girl that i just met the other day. how do i get rid of this shit!?

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

go over it with a comb it brings the blood up,like go over it alot

 

[McLeod]

a stiff comb?

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

sure

 

[Mod]

Say you got attacked by a vampire

 

[dr_jib]

put a bit bandaid patch over it and say you have nasty scab, and your date prob wont wanna see it, other than that just deal with it haha, just say what its is and say you were under the influence, works everytime lol

 

[dr_jib]

*big band-aid patch i meant

 

[scientist]

say its a rash.

 

[Nivrittam]

coverup dude, do it all the time on dates or when i go to house parties when my face is a volcano

 

[jibmaster_josh]

pop your collar lol

 

[philipc]

but bite

 

[sherpachlo]

put a spoon in the freezer

when it's cold put aloe vera gel on it and rub it on the hickey

obviously wash the aloe vera gel off before you go out

 

[flippintricker]

polysporin helps clear up swollen skin

 

[McLeod]

i dont have aloe vera but is neosporin pretty much the same shit?

 

[winterkid33]

Ahahahaha not at all

 

[steevner]

wear a trendy bandana!

 

[twistedxfaith]

get some foundation cover up stuff, always works for me with a combination of hiding it with my hair

 

[BIG-DADDY-BLACK]

i give twistedxfaith hickeys

 

[AhrenStein]

yeah fo sho

 

[hobbes]

after the date, rob a bank!

 

[Erie]

get it warm then use a chapstick cap or a marker and poke /turn the ski, or comb it and all the boold will leave the aera but u will have a brose under the skin, but nothing visable

 

[skiWASHDC]

say you were drunk and this guy dressed as a vampire who was really just gay sucked on your neck and you beat his asss accordingly

 

[720laxskier]

beat off with neosporin. dont put it on your neck!

 

[twistedxfaith]

haha why would you beat off with neopsporin?

 

[SkiMN]

Why would you want to know?

 

[twistedxfaith]

just a question