Hi there, I'm new

And once upon a time, I was very bored in class:

holy shit, I’m sooo bloody bored. what the hell am I going to do?

I’ve got more than half an hour until this shit class is over. what the hell??? so yeah. bored out of my mind, with nothing to do. nothing to read, nothing to finish. god damn. so fucking bloody bored. look at how much I typed. Isn't that amazing!!! yes, yes it is. so;...... THE ADVENTURES OF THETA MAN!! THE RESERECTION (part 2) When we last left our hero, Theta-man, the evil pythagerus had become the king of math. but lo! no one can kill theta man!!! he is invincible. ever wonder where he came from?

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

yep.

some mysterious boom. That’s where all great heroes come from. true story.

so anyway, BOOM. and theta man was alive again. No! wait!

how bout he isn't alive, but he’s just pretending to be alive? yeah. that works out much better. so is he pretending in his mind, or the mind of Pythagerus? the pirate!!!! it has to be him, or else this would make even less sense than before.... alright, theta man it is. so he’s pretending that he’s still alive, when in actuality, he’s long dead. so he gets up, right, and then: BOOM! and the pirates dead. arr arr arr. hell yeah. and then theta man starts talking to his cousin, Jim bob bob. agublah says Jim bob bob. god damn, says theta man, see? this is why we don’t talk about Jim bob bob much, we also don’t talk to him much... family, man, cant live with them, cant kill them. well, you could, but what would the neighbors say? That’s what they all say. they all say doh. still more than a half an hour left in this class from hell. ah shite I’m bored. but maybe, just maybe if I’m lucky, everybody else in here will spontaneously combust. *crossing my fingers* and then I could turn off their crappy music. ah if only. so Gary point eh? be there Aug. 10th I will. good stuff. fires. I don’t care what any fire victim says. where the hell would we be without fire? we'd be worse off than Mormons!!! WORSE THAN MORMANS!!!! ah fuck, that would suck.. and that’s why fire is good. 'cause who wants to be a Mormon? not Madonna, that’s who. I bet if she could, she would buy all the fire in the world, and then charge people for it, hey, that’s a good idea.... now lets think, how can I do this? if I try really, really hard, and I get some fire proof gloves, I’ll be done by Friday. Wanna’ bet? I bet my soul against that fiddle of gold. and I win!!!!! yay. 25 minutes to go, how much can she type??? just have to wait and see, like with pie. if you don’t wait, you burn your feet. true story. yeah yeah sure sure. a run-about, I'll STEAL it!!!! no one will ever know. now I’ve really said it all, but there’s always more to say. just have to stop thinking about it and it'll all be fine. yep. I’m tempted to just start typing random letters, but if I did that, it would be cheating. and we cant have that now, can we? no, the answer is no. nothing left to do. I hate this bloody class, the screen hurts my eyes, that’s why I’m not looking at it. just trying to type as much as I can in the next........23 minutes. so anyway. lalalala. singing a little song from grade 1: cherry bim, cherry bam, cherry bim bam bim bam balllllm cherry bim, cherry bam cherry bim bam bim bam balllm, I cherry berry berry , I cherry berry berry, I cherry berry berry bammmmm I cherry berry berry, I cherry berry berry, I cherry berry berry bam . and while you're singing this, you're swinging back and forth wildly, and then you all crash into each other. hehhe, good times good times. yep, and the lollipop tree, damn, she should have never became a gr.5 teacher. she should have stayed at the annex, 6 year olds and such. 20 minutes, I should probably save this soon, or something to that extent. and I cant spell worth shit, can I? well, I’m better than some, worse than some... am I the same as any? who knows? guess who! *game cards do not actually talk* what a disappointment. stupid non talking cards. I'LL NOT ACTUALLY TALK YOU!!! yeah..... anyway. is it over yet???? please let it almost be over....pretty please? oh well. I tried. just have to wait, don't want any burnt toes. these chairs are so uncomfortable. I hate them. I want to burn them. but will I? no. because Madonna has all the damn fire. damn her. so yeah. uh huh. really. That’s terrible. that sucks. holy shit. fuck, will you be alright?

 
uhh i didnt actually take the time to read all of that but thats cool

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
Lol i don't think she did either.

I don’t care what any fire victim says. where the hell would we be without fire? we'd be worse off than Mormons!!! - my friend dominique while bored in class.

 
wow...

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
Dom... i think we know why your single...

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
um.... right. you're too smart for this website - i'm sorry. (i never actually read that so i don't know). but you obviously have no life and got a lot of time to waste - you'll fit in well here. hehehe.

.dave.
 
THiS iS tHE LaST tiME i'M GoNNA Try!!!

if I ever say any of those things to anybody, I’m not listening to anything they're saying. its amazing how well it works. 15 minutes. yay, almost over!!! I should leave. who would know? I’m sure the teacher is much to busy looking at porn on her computers to notice. tsk tsk, Dominique, that was low. She’s not even on a computer. but if she was...... yay, my copper is going to make sure I never get ill again!!! (great grammar, too) hehehehehehhe. I wish I was laughing right now, but I’m just typing this stupid thing on a stupid computer in the stupid computer room. ARAGH! I hate this class so much. damn I’m bored as hell. so bloody bored. lalallaa, 'hey everybody, did Dominique just jump out the window?' 'Dominique who?' 'good point' *everybody laughs and goes back to the stupid music on their computers.* lalla. if I did jump out the window, m. Grenier would probably come outside and say: that’s it, its fucked, no France for you' and then I would say, hahahaha, its not Dominique, its THETA-MAN!!!!! come back from the dead to steal back his crown of glory from the evil pirate pythagerus. and then I’d be locked up forever and fed pills from the lady who eats cats. true story.

 
stop all those damn words are hurting my head

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
essage to: Skibum420

Message from: witchbaby666

Date Sent: 2002-05-01 23:15:25

I'll Too mANy WOrDS YOU!@@@@$*W#%^*#&%^(*#&$(*@&)

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
wow too much readin for my liking

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
hehe, lol, thats a lot of writing... i think my first post, back in the day, like two years ago, was something about selling the movie 13... and it was a sentance long, lol

-Andy

Hostess!


'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
Ya she is, I know her, pretty messed up. She's torn up my arms with her nails before... and not in any pleasurable context. But she's cool if you get to know her i guesse.

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
damn u write a lot...

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'

nick to tom- 'my 1st time'

me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'

nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*

nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'

me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
 
whoa, thats a bit much for us to read, were a little slow here on newschoolers.com, we aint to big on reading a book, but its all good

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
could u condense that into two or three sentances? More people would read it

two broken arms and I'm trying to wipe my but.
 
In 3 sentances:

Holy shit i'm bored and this class is bloody crap. Death would be bloody welcome just for something to do in this class. I'm a crazy messed up little bitch.

 
thank you, that was very nice, it saved me a lot of reading,

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
hah ha sweet!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
um yea.... that was the most random thing ever.... um yea. psyco. yea .

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
Thanks for the cliff notes version of the book you posted. Might want to look into the articles section next time.

I like my chicks like my whips, topless
 
HAHA! Wow.... yer british, i can tell, and that's some crazy random crap. And thanks for the cliff-notes... we prefer the books with the pretty pitures on every oter page that tell us the story by looking at them.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Dude, she's from Vancouver. She is a French immersion thouhg... that might explain it.

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
Hello again mr. roboto. Welcome to the doll house. Time for some pickles. yep

There once was a man from Pickadilly

Who liked cream cheese, brand name : Philly

On a pickle he put it,

Went insane, had a fit

That excentric old man of pickadilly

See no evil, here no evil, speak no evil, do no evil...I see more than i should, hear what i shouldn't, say more than they'd like....and i'll do just about anyting you ask.

 
aww, that aint very fair to mommy dearest, now is it? i'd like to take all the credit for my mad ramblings myself. thanks ;)

See no evil, here no evil, speak no evil, do no evil...I see more than i should, hear what i shouldn't, say more than they'd like....and i'll do just about anyting you ask.

 
hahaha, alright - congrates. you should be proud. anyone you'd like to thank to help you achieve this?

.dave.
 
witchbaby666 u are hella crazy. that had to be the longest post i have ever seen

'love the gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of a great disworth so before you knock it try it first for you will see it is a blessing and it's not a curse if you don't light my fire then don't come around cause i'm gonna burn one down yes i'm gonna burn one'

ben harper

 
Whoa, witchbaby just blew my mind.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
 
wow.... i actually took the time to read that... funny shit.

youre my new hero.

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
all canadians are crazy. especially certain frenchies named alex.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
hey mc - it's not just alex all french canadians kick ass. julien is one kick ass dude... cedric is a pimp too... i wanna hang out in quebec more.

.dave.
 
rock on quebecois

good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
 
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