Hi ns, i would like to know what makes you a real man

we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door

open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we

make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all

wrecked.
 
I have shaved with a bowie knife.

I chase whiskey with whiskey.

I love Irish Car Bombs.

I am American.

I trash talk British and French people.

I have removed a fishhook from my hand by pushing it through my hand.

I have walked on hot coals.

I have been swimming with sharks (inadvertantly though).

I don't give a shit about much of anything.

Flannel.
 
I enjoy manual labor

I have an addiction to knives and guns

Torque gives me a boner

I hunt AND fish with a bow

I clean my teeth and fingernails with a knife.
 
you can grow a legit beard on command, you don't give two shits what people think about you, and you've been dubbed "paul bunyon" when you roll up to a party in a flannel
 
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I'm a real man because I eat Campbell's chunky soup every morning for breakfast, then go and chop down trees for a living.

WABAM
 
I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!
 
doing this for 16 hours a day then going to sleep for 8 and hoping you don't get run over by a freighter at night for 2 weeks at a time, 100 miles from the beach makes me a man i guess.

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