hi mom!!!!

you big silly silly boy you

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
ohh that was sweet. i bet your mom will love it!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Hahahah I got my mom some orange juice for Christmas.... Or maybe a Barbie. Buy one get one free at Toys R Us plus employee discount. Yeehaw!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
YOU WORK AT TOYS R US!?!?!?!? will you marry me

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My hate for flanker increases hourly.
 
hold on.... i thought you hated barbies

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My hate for flanker increases hourly.
 
Sorry, I can't marry you. I do hate Barbies... That's why I'm getting them for my mom. She's Grrrrrrrrishy.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
whats Toys R US?

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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shit if i worked there, i would just play video games all day long. then followed by the little kids bike riding. then followed by getting kicked out

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
what is it a toy store or something?

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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hell no it's not a toy store... i mean obviously by the name you can tell that it's not a toy store. toys r us is a porn shop man a porn shop

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My hate for flanker increases hourly.
 
and i am totally serious big bird. totally

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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oh yea, hi dad

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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wow you guys are smart

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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i feel bad for you that you have never heard of toys r us. but yea. its an enormous toy store! with every kinda toy! its the greatest toy store ever.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
and they have a giraffe

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
if i worked there id hit on little hotties all day. pa-pa-pedafile

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
Man, you people are retarted , I HAVE HEARD OF TOYS R US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was being SARCASTIC!!!!!!!wow

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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^liar u jusr trying to be cool by saying u know what it is, if u really did u wouldnt have said u didnt. and it is the best store EVER.

 
has anyone seen the new commercial? where the graiffe inhales the helium? that is funny stuff

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
I like the barbies that are full sized

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
yea linejibber550 your right, oh stupid me, you caught me. dude who in their right mind hasn't heard of toys r us. common are you serious?

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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so has anyone heard of this new store it's called wal mart... word on the street is that they will be pretty big and corporate in the next few years

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My hate for flanker increases hourly.
 
even though that 300 of their employees are in jail because they were illigal immigrants

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
walmart sells very inexpensive spray paint

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
'even though that 300 of their employees are in jail because they were illigal immigrants'

-Skibum420

Yeah.... Except for the fact that the only punishment they can give to illegal immigrants is to send them back to their country. They can't arrest them. Now maybe the people who employed the illegal immigrants are in jail, but otherwise, you are wrong.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
WalMart also cards you for Spray paint, and like to follow people in the middle of the night (the 24-hour ones).

 
they didnt card us for spray paint. and we bought a lot

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
its fun to cause shit in stores. go skateboard, or go around in the carts. maybe some petty vandalism.

carrots handbag cheese
 
i hate flanker

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
so does my black baby sitter

The Loaf Rules Over The People Who Are Privledged Enough To Ski There. Lil Sit 18: what the fuck

Lil Sit 18: your gay

silvercartelrdr: ski blading is gay

Lil Sit 18: ski bladdding the best
 
^ haha

I never did get why people say 'hi mom' when they are on tv cause that's just gay and they should say like, 'FUCK YOU MOM!' or something along those lines...

On my way to goddom
 
Yeah, Toys R Us kicks ass if you don't work there with a stuck up bitch for a boss.

Oh, and just to warn you guys... Never ever ever buy the floor model for anything in the store. You have no idea what they have been through, and even though you may get a small discount, it's definitely not worth it. They always have something missing or something wrong with them. Beware.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Toys R us is my second home.

SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
 
^^^^ thanks elasmochick i was just about to buy a fisher-price cooking set from there :)

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
jeffy the giraffe. he kicks ass (as does someones black babysitter)

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
HI DAD!

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
wal-mart is the antichrist, it represents all that is evil... everyone go watch dogma and go mooby style on wal-mart.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
Hahaahaha Dogma is the best!

Brady, it's Geoffrey the giraffe, geez.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
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