Hi, I'm Mike.

Ski_Instructor_Mike

Ski_Instructor_Mike

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yeah so it's like 4:00am. I'm eating sushi (which is burning my face off) and playing my guitar. The only thing keeping my lazy ass here is not having the energy to drag my broken ass purple ankled self upstairs to bed. So I've just decided to... I don't know.... write shit..... that's right... you're reading... said shit. So I suggest that all you other people online.... YES YOU! write about yourself and why you are here. And all you guests. JOIN up in this hizous. So yeah.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
so it's 5:30 in the morning.... shit.... you people suck. I'm gonna play some Ped hot Chili peppers really loud. then I'll get in shit. and someone can help me us staris so I don't have to crawl.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
O.K. it's about 5:10 p.m. I just got back from skiing. What a day. And it was also my last one until summer skiing. Anyways I'm here in my lesurly clothes thinking what I should do tonight. Oh yeah the Crown Prince of Norway, Princess of Norway, Princess of Norway's fiance, Princess of Sweden were all skiing at my hill today. I 'do not like' those people at all. They just waste tax money on doing jack.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
hahha well its 11 33 am. i just got up, im eating an apple debating on driving my sorry ass to my barn to see my horse and ride for a few hours.. or calling mike to wake him up intentionally.. cause then hed be mad and it would be funny..... hmmmmmmmm..... Apples rule.

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
it's 12:07 and my body is so confused because i've been drunk since friday afternoon :-(

Take It All
 
Its 420 pm an d I am loost

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

I find everything ammusing.

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley

'I am Gay'

-Mike Nick

 
The princess of sweden is so unbelievably hot. And she's rich to.

What do you think my chances are?

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Umm you probably do now since her boyfriend got in trouble with drugs and now is in jail. So go for it.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
Shotgun super hot princess!

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
hahahahahah Cryss. well I fell asleep at 6.... then my parents woke me up at 10... damn. I had some belgian waffels so it's all good.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
mike sorry i wasnt online for our late night til 4 AM! haha craziness.. this post was pretty much pointless.. that is all.

*brooke*

'Is Ontario one of the 50 states, or is it just a made up word?'- Dane Kelly, when the senior class at WHS was asked to write down the US 50 states
 
Its 3:11pm and my back is really sore from yesterday's skiing, and I havnt slept in my own bed in 2 nights, and I think i'm gonna go catch some z's in my bed now. Good night everyone!

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www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
mmmm dammit mike...yuo had to mention the belgian waffles. Wel my name is matt...and I got nice and high and drunk last night. And now I'm gonna go make myslef soem belgian waffles....hahha. I have no fucking clue how...but it'll be a good experience I think.... ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Hey guys, my name is Tim, Timo, Timmah, Fly, Asswipe & TimmoMcPhee. It's 9:51am and I'm on here coz this is where I live...and because I don't have a class until 3pm this afternoon, hehe.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
im here because i have no ride to the mountain..so i am going to skateboarding now...bye bye bye bye bye

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
hahah you just get some belgian and waffle it Matt. that's how you make belgian waffles.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
Haha, u and me the same mikey. iget too lazy to go to bed sometmes. and tyhe only thing keeping me awake is my laziness and refsal to get up to go laydown. AND I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO UPSTAIRS!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
i hear the laziness.....

true dat!

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
8:06pm

Just got up from a short power nap. Amount of sleep today: 16 hours!!! I'm gonna break my record!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
I got up after 14 hours of sleep, starting at 3:00 AM. I thought that was amazing, I can't believe you beat me.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
hahah dude... friday I went to bed at 9pm for some odd reason. and woke up at 2 pm the next day. hahah looks like we're tied 16 hours.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
Thats it! I'm going to bed to see if I can get in another couple of hours tonight. I WILL BEAT YOU ALL!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
10:54pm

YESSSS! thats another 1.5 hours!!! Brings it to 17.5 boyz! Beat that!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
next weekend.... no shit... fuck... RRRGGGGGG.. I'll get you wait till the summer. I'll get a 24hr sleep day.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
I didn't think it was possible to sleep that long!!! I guess for a university student anything is possible. I'll take u up on that challenge as soon as my exams are finished. what a foking waste of time 104 is!!!!

Boy, I know u can read my mind, so........meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow !
 
Dont worry guys matt will win. ill go over to his house for a night and tire him out. he'll sleep like a dawg for a long time. you guys will loose!

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
You guys need to get a hold of 'Vicadin' that stuff knocks you out cold. I took a half of a tablet and I was out that day and night not even able to have the energy to sit up.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
it's 11:10 am. im on vacation but not really doing anything yet. youre not supposed to do anything on vacation youre supposed to chill and do whatever sounds good. every family on this earth makes up these gay little daily agendas for their vacations but my family fuckin takes it as we go along!

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'

 
Hahah Cryss if you were here, I would NEVER sleep!

And Mike, a 24 hour sleep day would be EPIC dude, I'd give mad props to that. I might try on Friday, exams are done (I hate PERLS 104) and I'll be amped on a little sleepy time.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
quarter to five in the PM. I'm here because I'm supposed to be studying.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Five o'clock sharp. I'm here because I really don't have any friends, I just come home after school and do homework, sit on the computer, or play music with myself. Partly it's because I just moved, and partly because I'm kinda quiet and introspective. So that's why I'm on here- where I can appear outgoing and fun-loving while in actuality I am just a hermit!

Haha not really-- last weekend I went down to Grand Rapids to catch two crappy punk bands and a rock act that was really good... so there was this huge mosh pit and my hair was up in pigtails and I was up on top of this table and I jumped screaming off the table into the moshpit where I gave this guy the mother of all elbow drops, he'll still be feeling it when hell freezes over!

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
this threads name keeps reminding me of the 'royal canadian airfarce'

the ' hi im Mike from Kenmore, and this is my dog ralph' and points to the stuffed dog.......

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
Why do the ymake fun of Canmore? I've never understood it. Canmore is just like Banff!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
DATT! u dumb ass!

Kenmore. the appliance company.. not canmore alberta..... OH man.... FREAK

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
im lazy...sometimes....only when isleep in i dont feel like doing anything all day

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
AHAHAH! Dryss!!! Ahahaha, I cant stop laughing!

But seriously, they shoulda used someone from Calgary or Lethbridge or something like that. Canmore is a mountain town.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
nooooooooo.. hes mike from Kenmore..

i swear it.. (i think..) he like doesnt do his work and shit. its making fun of the commercial where the guy has nothing to do because his washers and dryers are soo good and dont break down..

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
I just saw air farce today, and it is Mike from Canmore. Way to be completly wrong!! Kenmore hahahaha

I am here to rid the world of the evil substance that calls itself TOFU
 
Ahahahaha! I STILL can't stop laughing.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
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