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any tips before i start learning how to ski. i.e. what to wear, what to do, how to talk, easiest tricks? anything.

im going to have my boyfriend there but just getting as much info as possible. thanks for the help
 
well you need to talk like your gods gift to the universe and a gangster you should be very self centered, only wear tight ass punk pants when skiing and make sure to say dude alot to guys we think its really attractive. ;). good luck.
 
ya dont get a shit load of cool gear, because you will look like a real poser. although skiing is 90% the clothes you wear, you are not good enough for that to come into effect...hahaha
 
Exactly, unless you enter into a comp. then you have to wear baggy shit or you'll get points taken off. Sad but true, anywho... learn the basics; rail slides, 360's, 180's and the grabs. Also pratice riding switch every chance you get because it's fun.
 
spend no less than $2000 on your shit or people will call you poor and your boyfriend will break up with you because skiing is the sprot of the rich. haha. well it kinda is but whatever
 
if your learning you should not be thinking about what to wear and how to talk. In fact you shouldnt ever think about that, cuz that stuff is for losers. Just hit the hill and shred.
 
didnt you already make this thread?? all you need is G G G GUNIT .. yell it when your going thru the park and eating it on jumps.
 
well, first chop suey your nuts off and throw them in a blender. press down the on button for about 35 seconds and then throw poo in. that is what will infect the cuts for the ultimate look. hit on for another 30 seconds. take the chopped up testicles and now sloppy poo and pour it on your back (you have to be nude for this) then take citric acid and pur it where your nuts used to be for a clingy "holy fuck this hurts like fuck" sensation and then find a hill where theyll let a dumb fuck like you learn to ski. they probably wont because your a dumb fuck who asks dumb questions
 
altho im appreciative of the quote in your profile im going to have to ask you to stop cyber-assaulting my girlfriend. thanks.
 
i suggested her not to so that random kids dont pm her making demands for nude pics and such. and about my previous post, i meant sig not profile.
 
learn how to ski properly first. you want to be able to ski the whole mountain not only the park. Then learn the basics of park riding.
 
see that right there was a waste of brain cells. i cant believe you took the time to type something that lame. and that would make a lot more sense if i was a guy who had balls, not a girl, like i am. re-fucking-tard, but thanks for trying :)
 
you should just listen to rap and hip hop sag your pants and watch PYB......helped me........... make sure you look like mik-d when you ski..... that guy looks soo comfortable its amazing.
 
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