Hey, what's new?

[Mr.Sloth]

Hey...

It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?

 

[Aidan-G]

I lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler

I'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.

 

[Peter.]

I'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.

it has been a real struggle, but he's been doing really great recently. just taking each day one at a time.

 

[.frenchy]

Why isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Why isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.

I just inferred OP was gay

 

[CHORIZO]

Oh so now you care about me and whats going on with my life. Its been pretty good ever since ive been able to climb up my neighbors tree to get into their house and steal their latex gloves

 

[.Hugo.]

i grew a third penis

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I lost my fourth penis.

 

[assatrailz]

I found someone's fourth penis

 

[.CJ.]

I grew another asshole.

 

[Big_Spence]

i too made the mistake of logging back in.

 

[ModMommy]

HI I MISSED YOU

 

[theabortionator]

Hey...

It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?

My boner

It's a job

We got a divorce

I quit to sell energy drinks

 

[toastyteenagers]

I stole someone's 4th penis and used it as a butt plug

 

[miroz]

You're back! We've been lacking in the creepy comments department.

 

[soulskier]

Not much, best day ever

Same, but still fun

She's good

I've been out for four years

 

[broto]

you can check out any time you like

but you can never leave

 

[Holzsteezy*]

i ate a fourth penis