hey! that rail is blocking the jump

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apestead

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heres the situation, on any given day tons of gaypers ski up to a take on a rail and hit it like a little jump fucking up the lip, I say that we enact pakistani law and if you catch someone doing that, their arm is on a chop block and there hand is lopped off at the wrist no questions asked, Mitch.. i love you

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yah id love to shoot them in the face, then i could eat them, whats a good recipe for infants?

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this happens at our home mnountain all the time.. all of the ski racers and the stupid foreign people.. damn them

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is it alright to 180 gap over the rail?

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^that is more than ok...

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why do you need a lip to a rail anyways, the jump on shoulod be long and unsteep, with mad transition. rails are more bringing your knees up and meeting the rail than they are pop off the lip. but yes, it does get rather annoying because they dig ruts, more or less than ruin the lip of the jump

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
Im a racer, and i dont do that, i just hit the rail...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
we have ski meets at a little hill near me called mt holly(boyd easly started there) and they have a c rail, and these kids will ski up and just go off the the side, diging these huge friggin rut's, and completely destroying the transistion ramp, it blows so bad, but they dop have a killer park...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
uh uh, just tell them not to do it. It will freak them out and they may even leave the park. But if that does not work pakistani law sounds quite enticing.

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Isn't mt holly an old garbage dump? It's either mt holly or pine knob.

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At my mountain they build the lip to the jump so skinny that only boarders can hit it. It pisses me off so bad, because they like have a vendetta against skiers. Those snowboarding park bastards...

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One of the rails at cypress hasa hit that's off-angle to the rail...if you go straight off it you'll miss. It's hilarious watching people use it as a jump by accident, they think they're gonna gap a rail...nope. Sorry. But yeah I don't mind people doing that kind of stuff as long as they don't wreck the thing.

 
they used to do it in our park, but at the moment we made it really hard for losers to get in there, and even hard when there are lots of people ripping it up...intimidation is key

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ahahahaha i was chillen with my friend when we were hiking the double kink at my mountain and we stop on the side to watch a guy hit it and all of a sudden we hear MOVE and this guy in a bright orange ski patrol jumpsuit is ready to drop in so of coarse we move like he asked and decide to stop and watch what he is about to do so he proceeds to travel a good 30 mph off the side of the jump while totally loosing control and totally yardsaling which would have been funny enough but he slides still at a good speed toawrds the wodds and hits a snowmaking machine then flips over it dropping 3 feet into about 2 feet of powder head first

 
i think every1 should dig trenches on the side of the lips where the gapers land, and fill them with light powder so anyone who goes off the side falls into them and gets hurt

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it is really bad at my hill because the park is on a old green slope and the lift services another green slope so the line it get on the lift is so long it is really a pain in the ass

 
haha, that perfectly decribes the kids i ski with, 'lets go to the park' there are all these sick rails and they go off the side of the jump and say they got 'huge' air.

 
I work in my mountains park and when ever I see someone doing that they get yelled at, if they pull that shit twice I block them from hitting the rails when I see them comming down and tell them to stay out of the park.

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I work in my mountains park and when ever I see someone doing that they get yelled at, if they pull that shit twice I block them from hitting the rails when I see them comming down and tell them to stay out of the park.

PH represent
 
wow my post got deleted....i was making fun of some gaper scum who caught his tip on the front of the fun box.....must have struck a nerve with somebody....my bad

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Just pull them aside, and pee all over their faces.

Whilst you do it, sing Dave Chappelle's 'I want to piss on you' song.

This should solve things.

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