HEY FUCK YOU ALL

seriously, I just wrote the longest and sickest rhyme on this thread yet but it was so long that by the time i was finished my computer disconected from the internet and i lost everything, but Ill be back tomorrow to teach all you kinko copycats a lesson about rhymin

 
Cross the boarder,

settin off morters,

counting the bodies after the disorder.

For the victems we light candles,

the innocent get stabbed with broke broom handles.

Red handed bandit,

I can't stand it any more,

all you fucks get on the floor,

the rich become the poor as I robb this liquor store.

Back to the base with no trace,

used a mask to conceal my face.

Throw the money in the stash,

I'm out and the rymes passed to lokash.

 
Casper

like your name, your rymes are fucking seethough,

the name is reef and gee it's nice to meet you.

I'm about to school you on my science

and what it takes to own it.

Your technique reeks

you should use deoderant.

I'm on another level , bout' to rebel in a moment.

the spot light zooms to the middle of the room

as soon as i grab the mic, you know it's your

early tomb, doomed from the start

surley broomed by my art, consumed by my smarts,

the whole room gets blow apart.

It's a revolution, there's no soulution,

lock me in a institution.

I'm that damn crazy, wolf pack raised me.

So you want a war, what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me i don't give a damn

next time it's viet nam.

I keep skiing till i'm an old man,

saying carpe diem to the end.

I got my misfits shirt on, and my backpack drags, from half racks and fat sacks.

I'll gladly share for all that throw down,

I call greens, bcs the best bud in town.

Before i freestyle i jeer in the mirrors,

so i can make the crowd shout like tears for fears

All yall better listen up, cause i'm the illiest in the spot, chop rappers up and show em like what

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
boom, threads over.

I am Sam

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like that Sam-I-am.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them

Here or there?

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?

Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them in a box?

Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

in a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

I would not, could not,

in a car.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not eat them with a mouse.

I will not eat them in a house.

I will not eat them here or there.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train,

Not in a car, Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Sam, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not eat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.

SO you say.

Try them! Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may I say.

Sam!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I like green eggs and ham!

I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat!

And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.

And I will eat them with a fox.

And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like green eggs and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you, Sam-I-am!

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
I hope reefsiderider and alpentalk get their shit rocked on this post. they are weak. fuck them, those faggots. Gig Harbor Washington represent! Fuck off and die homos.

 
shit erich, you better watch oout this kid will school you with his sick 360s and front flips that he throws down in crystals super sick pizark

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
The cat sat on the mat.

BLWAM!!! Fucking shit up since 2002. Step off bitches. Especaily LOCA$H, that guy bites all my rhymes.

 
yeah it is probably true, but hip hop dosen't have to be about race, and that is half the point is to make some one laugh, i agree with you it is funny.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
ReefSideRider

your just a strider

nothing more,

or maybe a whore

either way your shit is whack

kinda like your mom in the sack

thats the way CE does it

cuz we dont give a shit

about you

or your crew

oh wait, you aint got one

your mommy’s little son

beating you will be fun

DOSE,

puts you in a comatose

POWER,

needs no fire flower

he destroys either way

now what you gonna say?

youve got plenty of fear

WHY? ANGR is here

hes a crazy motha fucka

makin you just a sucka

in this game

we leave you with only shame

no fame

its all the same

so theres half of CE

just breaking your knee

would you like the rest?

we’ll hit you in the chest

with an explosion of mighty rhymes

style devine

with all the ladies around us fine

KEMS is in

totally backing ben

till death

so take a breath,

cuz its your last

youll be in the past

for us this is no task

in comes MASK

beating you down

down to the ground

so your hurt

and in the dirt

hows the grass?

we leave GATO your ass

he picks up the 2x4

beats you like the whore

that you are

your no star

so give up

or shut the fuck up

looks to me like Casper(ben (dose)) and CE win

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
reefsiderider, i bet if a black guy heard you trying to rap in real life he would kick you butt, then make a rap about beating you up. And don't dis me because reefsiderider doesn't have twintips. I bet he can't even do a 360 or many grabs, or a fronter.

 
casper if u gonna post stupid shit that is totally irrelavant to the ski-gabber(whhich u do happen to have this in) at least fuckin make it make sense

 
That was good, i like that one andy. Props. I will try to recover.

I got smith's on my eyeballs

most folks hope i don't pack a rifle.

The only piece i need is piece of mind.

Through a dark field i lead the blind.

I'll snap a whack emcees back,

smoke a fat sack, take a nap,

divide the rest up like a half rack

run for your gats,

cause there is about to be a disaster

my master, i'll grab the mic faster

than you can even imagine of fathom.

I find your mic I use them, abuse them

what's gonna happen next?

haven't got a clue man.

I'm revolutionary, a visionary

carry my rymes in armored trucks

you can conjure all your weak daydreams of vitory

you ain't fit to see the rift between you

and me is infinity

I insite riots like fires that burn your eyes,

i hear your lies, still i instigate

propagate,infotrate, pick your fate.

I'm more viscous than sid.

You're just a skid.

Your house has more heshens

than a corvette added intersection.

Your crew has more issues

than national geographic.

You could't calculate the tatics

even if you used a graphic tool of fools.

you run your mouth like a rabid dog,

the last tis you saw were

in a sears catalog.

much love to everyone

 
fuck that shit bitch, I aint tryin to be black fucker! do you see me sayin some shit like 'BLING BLING NIGGA' no cuz that aint my right, I'm not black and dont want to be. my crews 75% latin, prolly 20% white. What the fuck does race have to do with shit n-e-ways, this aint prison bitch. If you think only brothas can flow your fuckin ignorent to hip hop. 50% of real hip hop crews are white regarudless of what pop rappers tell you on mtv. If anything call me a sicillian mexican. I wish you were in the joint with me, so I could fuck your ass every day bitch, show you the true meaning of gettin punked. and brotha man 'only only black kid on this sight' fuck you, talkin 'white boy' shit. alright 'black boy' I'll battle your ass in person gladly, then I'll beat your miate' ass down fucker. You call white people 'White Boy' and I bet you call brown people 'spic' dont you, you raceist fuck. If I ever catch you talkin that shit I'll gut you and tie your intestines to my bumper. PEACE

...OK...CE...ATF...PLT...LOS ANGELES...

FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
 
fukeneh, I'm tired and doing homework so I'll break it down simple like for you:

Fuck you little bitch, I dont give a fuck.

 
wow punkrawk who did you steal that one from, it sounds really original, bet you made it up yourself, considering it doesn't have much to do with me or anyone else that calls you a little bitch.

Punkrawk is gonna take it up the ass,

it's time for class.

Your teacher is me Reef.

kicking your ass will be the motif.

Trying to rip off other peoples work

what a fucking newbie, some kind of jerk.

You got a no limit tanktop, shoes labeled '1 and'

desert camouflage, can't see you in the sand.

Fuck that shit, you aint got no back

looking like a tourist trying to be african black.

Sid Vicious would turn in his grave.

You teenybopper asshole, get back to a rave.

my rymes are finding focus

increase like the locus,

defeat the hocus pocus.

when i said i'm taking over the world

i fucking meant it.

You say it's a revolution?

I got the fucking solution.

I'm gonna find where you dwell,

and send you straight to hell.

I make charles manson look like

another brother in hanson.

I'm that damn evil, i could care less.

Like a misfit i will give you one last caress.

You can do ass with blink182

I am in it for blood, and coming after you.

Go back and ski crystal you stupid prick,

I know you want to suck a lot of cmac dick.

You want to front like you like the ramones,

I am gonna get you when you're home all alone.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
reefsiderider you are gay. I didn't steal that, i just took verses from certain songs and put them together. Did you invent every word in your freestyle? So you must be stealing too. So what if i borrowed verses, i put it together like a pro and added my own original verses that isn't stealing. and speaking of which, i know you suck at skiing, you don't even have twintips. You can't do any nuskool tricks on skis that are 5 years old. I am 14 and i bet i could kick your ass at skiing and in a fight. And i am more punk than you will ever be, you probably didn't know who sid viscous was till i put him in my rap. You and alpentalik and tahoeskier can suck my nuts

 
woah there buddy, those are strong words for someone who's balls haven't dropped yet. i ain't talking shit or nothing, but let's keep the love.

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
what the fuck you gonna do about it alpenfuck?

and shut the fuck up brit. (isnt that a girl name)

I bet half of you can barely ski. And i know reefsiderider wishes he could ski crystal. He couldn't hack it. He says baker has is more sick than crystal, that is bullshit, crystal is one of the most challanging mountains in north america. I think casper and looka$h are the only cool people here. alpentalik and reefsiderider do butt and eat dick.

 
dude, punkrawk, go the fuck away. no one wants to hear your shit. no one's listening. reef's a cool guy, and eric (alpentalik) is prolly the coolest guy on this site. this thread was cool till you showed up. baker is way cooler than crystal, sorry. you're 14, go get a job or stick a dick on your mouth, just shut the fuck up.

my name is brittany, you've officially been told off by a girl you fairy

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
whatever, say what you want. But i am cooler than you will ever be. i know casper and andy will back me up, because they can dis alpentalik and reefsider hardcore.

 
Hey brah,

you need to settle down. I know i was an asshole to you, and i don't take it back. As for this thread it was just for fun. I don't hate anyone on it except you. I want to know why you think i can't ski just because i have some older skis. I am gonna get twin tip eventually. But i don't need them to bust the shit i do. You can talk all the shit you want to me i don't care, but i want to know what you personally have against me? And don't call me reefsider, you can call me Reef, ReefSide, or Reefsiderider, or Paul. Hey Brit, thanks for sticking up for me. And punkrawk, we really should meet in person, i think i would enjoy it. Keep talking all the shit you want about me, just give some explanations. Alright? No worries.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
i'm tryin to calm things down

cause there be too much hate

i tried to stop it before

but i was a little too late

i say we all ski

so we should all hold hands

and hug and kiss, and...wait

somethings wrong with my glands

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Brit has got the right kind of flow

playing the dozens don't got to leave you low

I admit i'm no rapper, most of my rymes

deserve a trip to the crapper.

There are little bitches that run all hostile

and then you take a look at the profile

360's and every kind of grab.

Kids like that i want to give jab,

left hook, overhand right,

I don't hate, just really spite.

I will play your little game punkrawk

But if i ever meet you, it's gonna be a headlock

till your dead. Call the feds

And load up on lead.

Bullets aren't gonna stop me from ripping your little bitchass apart. I see that jean jacket

You must shop at k-mart.

Blue light special is music to your ears.

As soon as i get a hold of you,

it's nothing but tears.

I don't have a lot of posts,

but i have more than you.

Been a member since 12/28/01

you are claiming late O two.

I know your fucking white trash,

and quit pretending you know loka$h

Try being your self and not a little punk.

George Clinton gonna slap you with a fith of funk.

It's all about love when we play this game

Talking a lot of trash will win you no fame.

see punkrawk, i am not serious when i dis you, and only a little prick would take my poor atempt at ryming serousily. alright little buddy.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
You don't know what you are talking about. You guys are gay fuckers. Everyone here is jealous. You don't know me. Shut the fuck up.

 
jealous of your name? your age? your 360s? what the fuck are we jealous about? maybe your post count, that's it

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
fuck you brit. you are jealous of my style, and how i will always be better at skiing than you. I bet everyone on the board can't bench press as much as me, 225 pounds bitch,

 
dude, what the fuck? did you not read my post in your other thread? i thought we were done. you're a total asshole. who gives a fuck how much you can bench press?! 225?!?!?! ooOOooo, that means WHAT to me? if you're doing this just to pick fights for fun, it's real annoying and dumb, if you're serious, then you truly are 14 YEARS OLD. you can't even drive a car. SHUT UP

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Let me tel you somethin son

boy you aint got shit

why you gotta get up and spit

you think you bad but that isnt it

now sittin back havin a fit

like a little girl who just wont quit

I dont think you know who you fuckin wit

I think you think Im just one little bitch

But Im the one you see on the posta

the kinda boy you wanna get close ta

now you lie'n

like a kid who think he die'n

Now you got to cryin

I aint a fake analist on canibis I be scandalis

now this is the way Im gunna handle this

iether with a rhyme or a fist

I hate to see your ass commin

with your mouth runnin

talkin about somthin

that aint meanin nothin

ER BITCH

 
YO, once again we be throwin it down,

CE's in the house and we're smokin a pound.

All you little bitches gonna run and then hide,

Cuz weez the illest mutha fuckas put a shank in yo side.

You betta reconize this game in yo face,

Else you rocked and straight put in yo place.

You see round here weez the kings of the town,

If you check the resume yo ass will be backin down.

KEMS is the fucker straight started it all,

Bringin LA style cold crushin the walls,

ANGR gots the hardware to make you suckas stall,

A lethal DOSE of POWER bring yo girlies like a cat call.

We utilize the MASK while we killin all your families,

GATO in the alley posted up for the rally,

Waitin for your hommies to come crawlin through the back door,

Those bustas get blasted like the mutha fuckin Death Star.

Cuz we don't give a fuck bout you whiney little children,

The style that we bringin and the violence that we're buildin,

Will dazzle and confound you, and have you tappin out when,

We comin off the top rope, the supa-fly villians.

Yo Brutis....easy on Casper, he's our boy.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
i donno bout you guys, but i think this punkrawk guy is just someones second screen name to piss people off.

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
or maybe i am just someone that is just a better skier than you. I bet half the people on this stupid site can't even do a front flip.

 
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