HEY FUCK YOU ALL

go fuck your own shit, with your snowblade boots on you shit fucker

''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
 
shut up casper, what the fuck are you talking about anyways?? are you gay??

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
suck me, i'm not arguing on the internet, like it said in somebody's sig: arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
Ben are you talking about www.motionplayground.com ??? Thats the only ski stunt game i know about.

 
Hey mad trix you lil bitch, I am gonna shoot up some h bomb and rape you like you have only dreamed of.

 
I dont give a fuck madd_trix,

I'll fuck you with a stick,

fuck you like a little bitch.

You talk shit to the wrong motherfucker,

Ill fuck you like a trucker with no rubber,

I dont give a fuck,

fuck you like a duck.

Fuck you little bitch ass fag,

fuck you then ill nut on a rag,

wipe it on your face and leave my tag,

I dont give a fuck about you,

I'm the D-O-S-E

Ill start fuckin on the count of 3,

I'll fuckin roll a blunt and fuck you like a cunt.

ohhh damn freestyle battle is on.

 
Casper: 1

Madd_Trix: 0

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
Casper: bitch ass puck

Mad Trixx: smart for not falling into casper's bullshit

....west
 
haha hell no i give ben credit for that freestyle.

*brooke*

'Karen, sex is addictive.. its like a drug, i should know, i'm like a dealer.' -will & grace
 
nuthin freestyle about that, biter!

snoop quit chiefin, the world is not the same...

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Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife. And did you know that they can kill you once but they cant kill you twice. Did you know destruction of the flesh is not the ending of life, fear not of the anti christ. Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know that I exist before the earth...Your body is just a vehicle transporting the soul, it whats inside the vehicle is beauty to behold...It was written up in the book of life.
 
Next to fuck is west,

ill fuck you like the rest,

fuck you on a desk,

then ill nut on your chest.

No kids need to fuck with me,

it should be known like your ABC's.

Its time west should take a walk with _trixx,

so they can suck each others dicks like some gay porno flicks.

It takes a man to battle back,

anyone but lokash is gonna get jacked,

not being mean, just stating the facts.

I'll let you in on the secret plot,

you just got fucked harder than jfk got shot.

whos next

 
I come on the scene

and caspers scared as ghost

theres many things hes seen

but I scare him the most

thats cause, Im a real emcee

you fuck with mad trix

now ya fuckin with me

Im the benihanna chef cept im on the turntable

I spin fat beats like you your dradle

you got no flav and ive got the steeze

Ill pass the rhymes

but you gotta say please

so next time ya wanna start talkin shit

remember tahoskiers gonna blow you to bits

 
now Caspers down on his knees

saying please stop please.

Mad trixx donkey slaps him in the face

Now Caspers runnin away like hes in a race

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Sounds Cool...
 
casper stop being a little bitch,

get off of that pussy intermediate shit,

i'd fuckin tear you a new one,

we'd be laughin at your bitch ass pretending this shits fun,

you can't match this shit i'm gonna spit and you,

lyricly aclaimed gonna beat the livin shit from you,

poser bitch sayin fuck y'all i want skistunt,

i say get your bitch ass off as light up a blunt,

you see this shit smokin in my window in my window, once agin this shits fun,

jus tearin that casper bitch a new one

....west
 
Talking to much shit while im playing skistunt,

you done pissed me off, now this is a man hunt.

You call yourself an MC but I call you raver-trash,

Your getting smoked like my indo stash.

My rymes have class, yours have an anal rash.

Now why dont you go back to sunday school,

or step to your homies and sing some jewel.

Cause soon its too soon for you to claim the win,

while your thinkin of raps ill be stylin.

Back to not giving a shit,

you just swung but you didnt hit.

Go home and grab your paper and pen

I dont fuck with little girls, age 10.

 
fuck all these rymes....

your just a little ghost

you call your self a rapper

but truly im the one thats blacker

Now this shits goin down

just like your mom does on your whole town.

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Sounds Cool...
 
PEEP THIS SHIT CASPER 'I GOT YOU'

call me dark angel emcee asasin

phenominal battle rappin

leave you askin what happin

tongue tied? I'm laughin

your bitch crew cant handle this

battle-is scientist, LOS ANGELES, evangalist

time to kick off the lyrical holocost

bring on the onslought

one question?-WHAT THE FUCK YOU THOUGHT!!!

my man casper,

make you look flam like disco dancers

you got the Q? I got answer,

I'm deadly like the plague or cancer

keep your wack flows, they're ametuer!!!

OK LA FUCKERS WHAT!!!

FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
 
Yo lokash is the illest.

Yo tag team illin,

bitch-ass killin,

lokash and casper be about the blood spillin.

No more fighers,

so ill grab the blunt,

light it up and play ski stunt.

For you bitchs, ill dig your grave,

porno style youll be me slave.

Whats this now your comin back for more?

Step back whore let me show you the door.

 
This is officially now the NS 'Fuck Yo Shit Up Freestylin Thread'

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
well, you know i'm white

but i can freestyle too

i didn't want to do it

but i'll do it for you

you see i'm not that tall

and i got blond hair

i got short skis

send me up in the air

i drive a subaru

that's right it ain't for you

it's got a SOHC

on its 2.2

i'm at work right now

you see i'm gettin paid

and after i'm done

ima go and get laid

whitey whitey whitey whitey shorty whitey-white

white-white-white-short-white-boy-white

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
North K-Town represent motha fuckas!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Yo kevin's got it right

at the NK double C

While i'm getting paid for this

You're all on NS for free

But i'm bored as hell

cause this the best thing i can do

There's a yoga class now

And a streching class too

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
wazy criggers and fare threestyling

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
OK, what the fuck. What the hell is going on in this forum, casper, how many blunts do you smoke in an hour.

There's only 1 thing worse about not getn sponsored by a favoured ski company, its getn sponsored by disgusting protein bars
 
I call for a battle. I got the turntables and the microphones. sometime this year its on.

for the record, I know that lokash is going to rip through all your punk asses. ER motha fucka

My one gun infa-red dot on your head

pull it off, one shot ya dead

bullet proof vest dont stop my lead

crusin through the hood bust my crome

hit the floor nigga, Ima shoot up yo home

watch out for my nine millimeter

or look down, cause its the same size as yo peter

check yourself cause you know its true

what will it be, your crew or my crew

oh that right, you aint got no crew

but there aint nothing you can do

but sit in your room cryin boohoo

meanwhile me and your old lady getting ready to screw

your mommas bead too, its startin to oscillate

but you sittin tied up trying to masterbate

but it aint your fault, man this just fate

all you can do is sit there ant wait

listen, while I fuck that women strait

then Ill bring her out, fuck her right on your lap

my nutz, her chin, tap tap tap

what? you think that I give a crap

that your momma hurtin, but I dont care

cause I got her face all covered up with her hair

but the rest of her body I leave bare

just so you can sit there and stare

 
blunts being toked

youngster wack ryhmers gettin there pass revoked

this aint no joke

steppin up to join the wreckonin

you try to get in this circle

but you just toyin

phake phuckers gettin laughed at

while lokash and casper surpass that

step down kid its time to face the penalty

a booty ass kickin, while you lickin

lookin for fiction while

you you getting flinged

like a booger

im stronger

 
i'll take you on in a scratch battle ANY day

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
haha, right on. give me a few days (busy with school) and i'll get some stuff up on mp3.com. i have stuff now (DJ Twizz) but it's total shit from 4 years ago

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
i've had tables off and on for like 5 years. so not the whole time, but known it that long.....Scratch battle it is!!!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
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