hey everybody

CRJohnson

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hey everybody im new to this site but here is a video of me. i cant put it in the video section right now.

enjoy

 
your pretty good. i like that one where you spin around and grab your skis at the same time.

'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed calogne in my eyes' Russell

 
i dont know, there are a few genuine pros on this site, but i have my doubts about this guy. if you are cr, then you are sick, but i dont konw

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
i want to believe him. in fact i will just because its easy to.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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sick run from 2 years ago. who knows if it is him, but if it is .... i hope he reads this shit.

'bout, id say, 2-3 years ago at COC some of the coachs held little 'old school' contest for a pair of oakley goggles and sunglasses; and the trick was a bear hug ( for those of you who dont know who it is a huge backscratcher where the tails of your skis come up to your armpits and you grap aroudn them with your arms and touch your hadns infront of you with your skis inbetween your arms, then growl like a bear) and in this contest, well the only people that really had a chance was me, my buddy mark and CR. and right when mark got it, stuck the shit clean as hell and got teh goggles, CR did it too and he was complainin to the coaches that he shouldve got the goggles. whining like a little kid, when hes a fucking sponsered athlete and gets all his shit for free. it jsut shows how fuckin immature he is, for trying to take somethin from an average kid whos hella good a skiing. i dont know if hes still like that, but everytime i see his pic, or a profile or interview, i think of that shit..and how much of a dick CR was. hopefully hes changed........

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
 
Haha.. this is like in the movie 'Hook', when they're not sure if Robin Williams is really Peter Pan.

And Roofio is like 'That's not the Pan!'

But then everyone slowly begins to realize that it is him.

Yeah I'm done.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha
 
haha concept, Hook... well anyways, CR is sick

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
dude if it was CR he wouldnt be sure to let anyone everyone know it was him, and brag about how good he was, he would just be chillin, people who really are good know it, they dont need to tell people

rock out witcha cock out

-boyd
 
joeengel, when i met cr he didnt sound like the whiny bitch you described him as. he seemed really layed back and cool

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
man, i dont care if its him or not, the vid is sic though, sucha nice run.

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
yeah that was your 2nd place run from 2002, sick ! By the way, were you injured last season, coz you had such a short segment in rfa ?

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
reggae/fonzo - well that was jsut the one time ive seen him, and 1st impressions stick. its not taht hes a whiny bitch, but that he couldnt accept taht someone was better than him. oh well he seems like a tight guy in all his movie segs though

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'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
 
i can't believe anyone actually is responding as if there were a chance in million that's CR. how hard is it to make a new name on the site, and post a video from EXPN of 'yourself'.

The odds that that guy really is cr johnson are worse than the odds that harvey posts a vid tomorrow of kristi and sarah gettin it on.

 
Cookworm : Then I fucking hope to GOD that that is CR... pleeeeeeeease God... cmon buddy, you understand... Kristi...Sarah.... better than ten Paris Hilton tapes.

 
maybe he's just really insecure about his skiing ability.

'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,' -a certain California governor

www.wolfcreekski.com
 
he's full of crap. If you are a real pro on this site, the first thing you would do is NOT tell everyone that you are a pro. I am sure the last thing pro's want is all these annoying people talking to him all the time.

-Michelle
 
I don't know it would be cool to get some fan mail once in a while if I was a pro that alll the people knew. plus it helps their marketability. either way they don't have to reply to everybody if they don't want to.

check it.

www.offtrailproductions.com

www.ninthward.com
 
i know a way he can prove he is CR (if he really is) take a picture of your self hold a pice of paper with the falowing written on it: 439mj2673

I cant spell so dont make fun of me

 
Nobody comes on here and says 'Hi I'm new...but look how awesome I am.' There is no point in doing that.

And even if it is him...who cares?

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
It's true!! he told me to upload this picture with him and the secret number!

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha
 
hahahahahaha

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
wouldnt it be funny to make a post like this if you were pro, id prolly do something like this while i was wasted, or stoned....

or both

 
why would he waste his time on this site when he could be skiing. i'm not talkin shit bout'ns, but if i could b skiing right now i would. if he really was cr, he wouldnt have to show us how good he is. we already know

Latvians rock harsh
 
i read an online interview with CR and he said he doesnt go on newschoolers.com. I think there was some personal reason he was against it, so yeah thats not him

w.m.h
 
cr, def my fav freeskier, and how did tanner beat taht run

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
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