Hey Dana Walsh...FUCK YOU

no_steeze

no_steeze

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godammit she is singlehandedly making me want to beat a baby with a curling iron for these reasons:

-i cannot tell what she looks like, but it is really not pleasant and i want to kill it with fire

-she takes away precious moments of Jack fucking shit up. i'm sitting there like "okay, i could watch him snap somebody's neck with his legs, or i could watch dana walsh cry on the phone"

-she has the lips of a burmese python

-her side story adds NOTHING to the overall plot of MUCH MORE SERIOUS SHIT

-i do not care that she killed someone, now she's responsible for the deaths of 2 more people...way to go you pucker faced whore

-she's really good at her job...OH WAIT, she never shows up and gets replaced by the person who joined a week ago

-her presence gives that cheesy little fuck Arlo even more lame lines that generally detract from the advancements of the human race

-her fiancee is the reason why i hate yankee fans

so dana, get some fire-based plastic surgery to help cure the horrors in the creases of your face, kill the goddam asshole who keeps asking you questions, quit your job, and become a stripper so other people have to suffer from your presence as opposed to precious viewers
 
not impressed with her character although i will claim i predicted her being a double agent. /claim:)

but yeah, her overall story adds nothing and is just useless filler at this point.

 
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This what you talking about?
 
she has shoulders like a dude

her biceps are thicker than my thighs

she looks like a dude

she has manish moles all over her face

hes looks like a man

she has a giant jaw

her stature resembles those of a man

arlo must be gay

she is now a terrorist, saw that one coming from 4 miles away

i actually like cole, hes a giant beast

her name shouldnt be dana walsh, it should be dan walsh

her actual name shouldnt be jenni scott, it should be scott jenni

she could kick my ass any day

24 as a show is getting so awful. last nights episode was so poorly done. jack and cole and the terrorists are in a firefight for like 40 minutes, with m4's, night vision, and optics, and they cant hit shit. renee (who i love and is the hottest goverment worker ever) comes with a pistol and takes everyone out with 1 shot. MAKE THE SHOW BETTER!!!!!!
 
samir, on the other hand, is the fucking man

he just fucks shit up while maintaining a phenominal beard and a lack of emotion
 
I agree with all of that except for Renee being hot, thoguh i will assume you watch the show blatantly drunk and there for cannot comprehend her uglyness. Thoough i must admit she is a badass.
 
the writers of 24 needa do what they did so well in season 1. this season, every major "twist" is reinforced so much to fit the opposite side. dana walsh being the "best" at her job, etc etc

or howbout kayla's man? they made such a big deal of it when hassan wanted to do a check with him, saying he is so close to family and so close to kayla n shit. it was so obvious he was a terrorist due to all this goodness (i sniped it from the getgo)

but fuck dana walsh. im glad at least the ugliest person is a terrorist and the hottest is an agent
 
that was ridiculous. jack never misses with a pistol yet when he gets a fucking sick m4 he can't hit the side of a fucking barn

the firefight was awesome though, regardless of the fact that the accuracy was that of blind paraplegics firing cap guns
 
the biggest nonsense was when the boat was no more than 100 yds away jack said it was out of range. m4's have a range of 800 yds lol

and those snipers were positioned with no cover, just high ground

i couldve fucking hit em
 
with my airsoft experience i'm confident i could've done better than jack did in that firefight...all he needed to do was kinda spray at the boat. it was a zodiac, pretty damn easy to sink. the snipers up high literally never moved yet he just emptied clips. i dont even know what he was hitting
 
the armor thing is also RIDICULOUS

treat it like a riot shield in mw2...there're ground guys already flanking, they should just run around the damn thing and kill everyone inside or throw a fucking grenade. i'm sure they have some form of explosives
 
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