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CKpolicy

CKpolicy

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It is estimated that 1 out of every 55 Canadian women will give birth in their car on the way to the hospital.

how bout that.
 
I sense a shitstorm USA vs. Canada argument in the near future in this thread. NS will find a way to ignite the flame.
 
Its estimated that 54 out of 55 american women will not be able to give because they are too fat, the other one is a healthy mexican immigrant.
 
ok heres the deal with this us vs canada bull shit we are neighbors and i think we should foucus all this hate on europe
 
TROLOLOLOL

"but i have nothing against canada so why should we?"

like anyone would go to war over what some 2 bit fuckhead thinks about another country.

wars are usually fought over power or stuff, not feelings.
 
people are getting all caught up in this usa / canada shit. lets not forget we're all going to be consumed by the indians and chinese at some point. there's a couple billion of them..
 
This is such a typical american thing to say, people like u think the states can do whatever they want, killing and pissing off tons of people, wake up and stop thinking ur country is the best in the world
 
yeah isnt america like, a trillion dollars in debt to china? you guys kinda fucked there , giving all your money to the most powerful country on earth (yeah i said it)
 
never. we will all pile into nunavut, which is actually just one giant sheet of ice. we will then seperate it and float away up north and wait it out.

i know what youre going to say, nuclear winter. well the nuclear winter can go fuck itself because we can deal with any kind of winter. we'll be fine.
 
well then all the people in qubec are going down. but you cant say if like china took over the usa they would be like.. hey canada.. chill out. no worries. i mean vancover might as well be east china.
 
not all americans are texans, you know. i would also just like to clarify this thread was created in jest, and not in any way to start shit with canadians, i thought it would get a good chuckle.
 
um dont you mean west china? vancouver is on the west coast of canada, further west is me out on vancouver island and further than me is just water. the only way for vancouver to be east china is if west china was floating in the pacific.
 
you are straight stupid. vancouver is east of china right? so it would be called east china. Just like how the east coast is...on the eastern coast?

common sense...it isnt common
 
its geographical location in relation to canada does not have any bearing on its name. The relation to china is how it will get its name. being east of china gives it the name, not being west of canada you stupid fuck.
 
it is physically west of canada you stupid fuck. i realise that the world is round and you can go either way, but for better or for worse, they decided that the international date line would be in the middle of the pacific. that is where we make the change from east to west. we invented directions. that is just how its done. you are far from being considered smart so i would advise looking shit up before you call someone out for being stupid hmm?
 
oops double post but oh well. anyways what i forgot was to add to my last post is that he said that canda would become china. and last time i checked vancouver is still on the west coast of canada.
 
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