Hey assholes, i have a handle of soco and i need to make a drink.

proZach

proZach

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i have a little bacardi glass and my suitemate is straight chillin on his like 8th beer. i figure i'll join him for a glass, but what kinda drinks do you guys like to make? (and for me, what can i make with this soco before bed)
 
exactly. soco has like no bite to it whatsoever, it really is like candy

i hate mixed drinks though, on the rocks or shots. whenever i want to get drunk i just add some ice and chug that shit.
 
Jimmy, are you experimenting with grown-up beverages again?

Seriously though, it all depends on whether you want hair on your balls or on the vagina you're going to develop when you mix your Soco.

Even more seriously though, Soco does not taste like candy, it tastes like vulture asshole, and I highly recommend either throwing it out or mixing it with any other alcoholic beverage in the world until it's basically not even Soco any more.

 
If you've got the 35 proof SoCo, mix it with bourbon, club soda, lemon juice, and sugar - it's my version of a Southern Collins. If you've got the 70 proof SoCo, you can just use that without the bourbon if you want. Both are really good...lately i've drank mostly wine and beer, but when i do go mixed, that's one of my favorites.
 
Seriously man. Who the hell buys anything besides 100 proof SoCo? I had no idea they even manufactured such a worthless product.
 
Actually they make a 100, a 76, a 70, and a 42. And wow, man, I'm impressed that you're too badass for liqueurs. Sweet.

If the quality of alcohol was entirely based on the proof, everybody would drink everclear, (real) absinthe, and rubbing alcohol.

 
I don't care how many variations they have besides the black label, but you are right about me and most liqueurs. I don't see why anyone would buy a 35 (or 42) proof drink. Just mix the damn thing if you can't take it straight, it is better than shooting pussy shit. Add 58% less 100 proof than you would 42 proof, and you don't waste your money. I guess some people like to take shots of low alc content drinks because they can't handle the real stuff and still want to take shots anyway?

 
if you like orange juice at all, i highly reccomend mixing it with that. i know it sounds a little odd, but its actually reccomended on the bottle i believe, and its delicious
 
You need 2 parts Soco to 1 part amaretto and any fruit juice. Cranberry is good.
 
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