NO, that is NOT TRUE at all.. Fucking Teddy always lying about shit.
OK, the story is I nailed her and we're getting married (we share a birthday, she's exactly 4 years younger than me).  Teddy was begging me to take a picture so he could enjoy it... but I knew he'd just photoshop his head in and say he nailed her, which is entirely un true, so I didn't send him it... NOw he just tells everyone he was the one nailing her.
Anyways, so Teddy, please stop lying to everyone, you know Emma is mine, and there is nothing you can do about that, we are deeply in love.