Heres the story of my life:

[whoisikeEh]

The Story of my life

by me

....Why?

 

[Anathema]

because you touch yourself at night

 

[eheath]

uhh i pooped a hammer?

 

[garrett.]

did u just find out u were gay?

 

[Ds91260]

you just come out of the emo end of the closet or something buddy, what the fucks up with this

 

[KEVTRON]

haha where the hell did that come from?

 

[sKILOve07]

seriously, where does any of it come from... its just how it is

 

[powder_2_the_people]

thats against my religion

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

and the moral of the story is that stories should'nt have morals

 

[Wafflez]

could be

 

[STAUSS]

your life story is you die trippin on acid at the mountain.

 

[whoisikeEh]

hey man i never said i was going to trip on acid. i cant get acid right now. so fuck it, i ski high, and sometimes sober

 

[cLyOnS_45]

lets see, what usual insult hasnt been used, o yes...you were adopted and addicted to animal porn.

 

[whoisikeEh]

who told you about the animal porn??

 

[Da-Phunk]

why? to ski. why else? sex. why else? well, thats why you became a stripper and started getting abused by govenment agents blackmailing you with the outtakes of sesame street etc.

did i guess right?

 

[sunvalleyskibum]

dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing+LSD=amazing

 

[back_woods]

dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing +LSD = you dumb fuck

 

[sunvalleyskibum]

have u ever tried it? cuz if you had, you would know its a beautiful experince

 

[spin]

what, the hammers, or the poop?

 

[Liam.]

fall out of your chair on purpose then get out pretending like it never happend

if you preform this manoooover correctly

you get laid?

 

[mattster]

dude ! lemonade is gods gift to lemons ! and ade !

 

[MADr.]

and then alice acting like the dumb, curious blonde she was, decided to follow some random fucking rabit.

 

[DrGonzo729]

feed your kids? i need these bricks

 

[whoisikeEh]

40 tons in total indeed i SNIIIIFFFFF