Here's the Explanation!!!!!!!!!

Lateralis

Lateralis

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no i am not dead, my parents left for the weekend i decided to have people over and get fucked up, well i got fucked up alright and i passed out, i was on ns waiting for my friends to arrive and when they got here i just minimized the browser and i was about to make a thread about something stupid, and i was already drunk when they got here, so as i proceeded to pass out my friends bobby and dave came on and said i was dead, and im just gettin up now and im seeing this stupid shit about me dying in a car accident, but the truth is we seriously did in an accident but we were not hurt, the car had a bit of damage, so no im not dead!!!!! sorry for this, my friends are jerks and i will get revenge on them

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
And have a good revenge on 'em. That scared almost the living shit out of us.

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did i make that shit up???? no my gay friends did, dont make any beef with me,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Your back, I though I lost you forever

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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
 
but people are very slow at forgiving, even when the persecuted have been proven innocent. Karmic, no?

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
its not the end of the world, it wouldnt have mattered if i was dead anyways, its the internet!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i was gonna start trying to claim your goods. skis etc.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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Lat would have been the worst internet buddy to lose.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
awww so sweet

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hahaha if someone actually cried, then im gonna shit my pants

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yea lat nice, i knew it was a joke the whole time, and almost every common member was like crying and shit, i hope jar jar knows u, he was acting all like he knew u and all this bs, it was so weird, but hey if u really did die, u would have wanted us to make fun, so nice joke i cant wait till someone like jar says they was just jokin also

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
yes i have a gf, its going on 3 years weve been together

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Well, I have to say it. You are a flaming homosexual. I honestly thought you were dead. Seriously. I swear to god. And i cared. Because people who have never met care for eachother. It is such a relief to have you back. It's like your an angel coming back from the dead. It's magic.

No, seriously nobody cares.

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hahhaha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^no you want his puissy you sais so ourself you want himmmmmmm you wanna fuck him you wanna gave is babyes

congrats on that.

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^Umm, sorry about that unsober retarded post. It's the truth, though. He told me himself!

Mat, I'm still in your siggy!!! Hahaha

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
that was a good joke though...next time it should be more believable...the whole girlfriend thing could have been staged a little better!

I didn't know what you were talking about when you said 'don't worry I'm not dead!'...until I saw the thread...I gotcha now! :)

---Sex is like playing cards, if you don't have a good partner then you better have a good hand!---
 
damn, and i had stopped goin to the bathroom the last couple days to save up for when i piss and shit on your grave

Rock that shit
 
^ i love you too

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
SO did he die or what?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
ahhaha did i die??? hahah of course not dumbass

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I knew he didnt do it, thought the gf thing was dumb, so I figured it was one of his freinds.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
I knew he didnt do it, thought the gf thing was dumb, so I figured it was one of his freinds.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
nice to know i can still get a headache trying to figuere out HOW that guy became a pornstar.

everytime

i swear

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werd

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o yeah and im still kinda a bit to the left. stupid maximumsushi yelled at me and when i tryed to chang eit it fucked up my sig and now if i dont post twice it fucking puts the quick chat and the sponsers as my sig and locks the damn post. and it wont let me get rid of it

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queer

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so dont bitch you fag. i dont like you

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so dont bitch you fag. i dont like you

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The above comment is the veiws and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and i hereby accept no responsibility for them.

 
who are you talking to man?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
not you. i was rambleing on about maximumsushi.

dont mind me

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praise the ____________________________________.....he is risin

(insert holy figure of your religion here)

he=laterials

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lay off the crack man........

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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