Heres how the US COULD win the world cup

Okay we are going to have magic imaginary time! Picture a hole... alright? Now picture you about a mile deep in that hole,; that's where you are at right now in this arguement.
 
jokes on you the world cup is done for the day....and guy you just got served in this whole entire theadso go write in your journal and get ready what u are going to say to your badass friends tommorow about how u owned big time showing us soccer players what we really are...
 
I can't remember the last time I heard a girl say how hot Barry Bonds body is....Beckham on the other hand, i hear everytime i talk about soccer to a girl.
 
has this clown been comparing soccer to baseball and saying baseball is tougher?

hah. that's some shit right there. baseball is such a boring sport...ooh hey let's stand around for 5 minutes and wait for 2 minuts of actual action and energy. fuck that.
 
Step 1: mentally age 15 years

Step 2: read what I wrote again

Step 3: read what you wrote again

Step 4: Realize the depths to which you are idiotic.
 
wow ive been here a long time and i havent seen anyone dig them selves a hole this deep and this fast in a while

other than that emo fuck

but shit kid, shut the fuck up
 
I love how you claim soccer is gay. Why is it gay? I have never heard a legit reason why a sport is gay. And second of all, how the fuck can an entire sport be gay? Even though I don't agree with your idiotic argument on a sport being gay, I will piss all over your argument simply because I can. Baseball players sit ina dugout, wear tight pants, and scratch there balls all day and slap guys butts every time a guy moves (which isn't very often). I am perfectly comfortable with my sexuality, but your incorrect argument has so many holes in it!
 
dude a lot of baseball players wear shinguards, elbow pads etc..... and if youve ever played soccer you would understand why shinguards are necessary.

oh and saying that a pro baseball team would do better at soccer than a pro soccer team would at baseball is such a stupid argument....for so many reasons
 
baseball is americas pastime because america is full of fat, lazy people who can't take any constant, demanding physical ability and cannot train without the aid of steroids. in baseball you have 30 seconds of action in 90 minutes of total play. in futbol you have 30 seconds of rest in 90 minutes of play. i watched the last 10 minutes of a baseball game once, half the outfield had a beer belly. what the fuck is that? in no other sport have i ever seen anybody with a gut. its disgusting. oh, and baseball isn't americas pastime anymore. hasn't been for several generations. you realize most stadiums are struggling to stay open because they can't sell any tickets? nobody wants to watch that shit. its boring as fuck. anybody can go to the gym, pop a few steroids, and hit the benchpress for a few minutes and get huge arms, then go stand on a plate for a few minutes waiting for some guy chewing tobacco to throw a ball at you. thats another thing about baseball. what kind of activity can be called a sport when the people have enough time to chew tobacco? also, realize america is the only country on earth to enjoy baseball (sans some hispanic countries like the dominican republic) thats because the rest of the world recognizes the idiocy of the game and can't stand it. end rant.
 
Im just gonna say how much i enjoyed this so of the comments by pubenemyskier in this thread were some of the most ignorant and rediculous things ive ever read. pubenemyskier dude you succesfully fucked yourself but whatever, go back to watching baseball and leave the rest of the world alone as we enjoy the world cup
 
Ok to start, there is no way the US will win the world cup, im sorry there are just so much better teams (Brasil, France, Argentina to name a few) and second pub kid your an idiot i dont even know what to say, why dont you go back to your weight room and lift weights with your shirtless homies. i have nothing against baseball, its a little boring but come on, respect soccer man, its a freakin awesome sport and if you dont believe me, live in Europe for half a year and youll understand (thats what im doing)
 
This is the reason for the shin guards!

If they wouldn`t have them that would happen all the time!!!!

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I think it wasn`t that hard, just unlucky!

And the worst is, this picture is from 2 years ago where he broke the shinbone on the left.

2 weeks ago in a test match against china the same guy broke his right shin as well
 
well they were both running the guy in red tried to stop and the other guy run into him, sort off.

On TV it looked really strange and unlukcy
 
Just wanted to clear a few things up:

1. If you combine the amount of people that watch every game (obviously people will be counted numerous times) you get a total of 38 billion people watching the World Cup. The World Cup draw (where they draw the groups) is more popular than the Super Bowl.

2. The average soccer player runs over 11 km per game (10.5 km for defense, 11 km for strikers, 12.5 km for midfield). 11 km = 7 miles.

3. People say soccer takes no skill or athletisism need to get a clue. To put it in baseball terms, run from homeplate to centerfield 30 times every game. You give me a top midfielder like Ronaldinho, you can have the 9 starters on the Yankees and we'll have a relay race. I like my chances.
 
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