Here You Go Iberg

My instinct tells me that you have never actually seen the trick and are simply just increasing hype. However, at the same time I want to believe you because I hope to god this trick is real.
 
he admittedly has unreal rail/air style, but honestly he's not super not-sketch.
 
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Yep. Go watch the Dew Tour run that everyone sucks his dick over, one clean trick, a fucking SWITCH 9! Even girls can do that trick. Landing backseat as fuck and looking like a gorilla is not my personal definition of smoothness. Also go watch his butter dub 10 and tell me it wasn't hucked, this will likely look the same
 
Because the landing stance defines a sketchy/hucked hit obviously... No suprise you joined last year.
 
>implying a smooth trick doesn't involve a smooth landing

>implying this is my first and only account

 
>implying this is 4chan

Yeah cus I keep track of every accounts you create...

And no, in my book a clean wobble flip(not in his run) or kang 10 (in his run) doesn't imply a perfectly clean landing because of the absurd axis of the trick.

If you say Henrik is sketchy, I dare you to find a cleaner version of theses jump tricks in a comp run, I fucking dare you.
 
ughhh ur such a fucking annoying twat.

anyone who hates on henrik and phil for their originality or lack of traditional skiing skills needs to yank that massive dildo out of their ass. just because u dont like the gorrila style doesnt mean hes not stomping a trick cleanly. his killington dew tour run was the sickest thing ive seen all season long in contests. shortly after would be wally's x games run and phils breck dew tour run.

how the FUCK can you hate on someone doing their own thing with originality because they dont buy into the clones doing the exact same futuristic trick just to win that contest prize $$...

so ya. maannnn...
 
I'm not judging other people. The comment about hating was a joke, sorry it wasn't obvious to you.

I really don't give a shit about competitions. They're fun to watch but I have just as much fun or more fun watching Edits by HH or any other stylish skier. My point is why would someone compete (sponsor recognition was brought to my attention) without the drive or want to win?

Were you not a tad perplexed at Jacob Wester this year at X games? I mean to each their own but it seems like they are wasting their time when they could be filming, having fun, doing whatever it is they want skiing to be.

Not judging, just a tad confused.

I guess if they want to change the way judges look at grabs and all then more power to them. If that's not their reason then I don't know why they would compete and not do the tricks they know will win.
 
You think its not fun to be posted up in aspen for free with all you friends sessioning a jump and a course with all your friends? Not saying it is as fun as filming and all that jazz though.

I dont like comps either but the athletes normally do what their sponsors want and if the sponsors want the athletes at the comps guess where the athletes go?

HH has to show up to the comp to promote his sponsors so he does his own thing on a course that is normally near perfect and normally places somewhere near the top, making his sponsors happy and doing his own thing at the same time.
 
Maybe the reason they do these tricks is to show that maybe someday they'll actually win a SlopeSTYLE contest on the basis of style.
 
absurd axis of trick = style

k bro thanks for the update. you're probably the same type of kid that thinks "future spins" are stupid and that skiers should just do cork 5 blunts all day and 50-50 boxes, and yet you support hucked tricks. doesn't make sense to me at all, but whatever
 
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