Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.

[Elg]

I heard they're gonna play "party and bullshit" when she walks down the ile

 

[neutralzombie]

i heard their wedding video will be a nominee at if3 next year.

 

[Luc.]

lucifer confirms this message

 

[.Apex.]

i heard hes going to bagel on the the C rail then butter the baggel on the table then poor cereal on the 45

 

[Dr.NS]

if you move the n and take away a little bit of it

amanda

amada

armada

.......

 

[JeremyClarkson]

i heard that tanner hall broke his ankles there.

 

[jmBEERY]

i heard they bought their matching full tilts in the B/S/T forum

 

[RICK_ROSS]

i heard that she wants him for his money and is planning on getting a divorce thus splitting newschoolers into two sides and possibly starting world war III due to the lack of maintaining the NSG. thanks doug, you are solely responsible for world war III

 

[derbski]

I hear that when the priest asks if anybody objects, a few people are going to stand up, yell "PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", and sit back down

 

[Petey.]

Sticky imo

 

[JStrathern]

i heard that someone in the audience's name is Scott, and therefore the ski company Scott is sueing that guy for copyright infringement

 

[derbski]

I heard that there was going to be a bishop present for the ceremonies, but upon learning doug's last name, he decided he wasn't going to show up, but instead is suing everybody involved.