Here is one of those "would you rather" questions
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freeskier0808
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would u rather ski at a shitty hill, one that didnt even have a park and maybe 3 runs, or stay at a really nice ski resort where u couldnt ski?
peace
~Baker~
peace
~Baker~
mackattack
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regulation softball is 12''...
highSPEEDchase
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i think your ass would repair itself, i dont think my dick hole would recover from that. god what a horible thread, i can feel the pain.
Paul-o-Rama
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poop a softball, i don't think your urethra could stretch that much
powder_2_the_people
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poop a softball for sure
Anathema
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piss out a marble. why? cause my asshole would rip if i chose option a and asshole rippage = nasty infection = miserable pooping experience for a while. not cool. i'm sure i could poke a marble out my pee hole, as painful as it might be, in the long run i think i'd be alright.
GhostfaceKillah
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yeah pissing out a kidney stone is supposed to be as painful as a woman giving birth... im not sure where i heard that or how they figured that out
french_fry
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^yeah I heard that too, most men that have it have to hold their piss in and go to the hospital so that a tube can be inserted in their urethra, so that it's less painful
snowforblood
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... that excludes semen?? So you mean you are a virgin, even in the masturbation sense.
skibum624764
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dude the butt hole can strech thats why we can push a summer sausage out but the pee hole you get to much pressure built up and it feels like fricin gas is flowing through it that shit wont strech
SteezePatrol
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let's maike this a thread like a this or that game thread
swim in a tank with pirahnas, wearing a full chainlink suit, except your penis is hanging out...or swimming in a tank with one vicious tiger shark
the tiger shark wouldn't kill you, people would be there to save you, except you have to cross 20 feet in each pool
swim in a tank with pirahnas, wearing a full chainlink suit, except your penis is hanging out...or swimming in a tank with one vicious tiger shark
the tiger shark wouldn't kill you, people would be there to save you, except you have to cross 20 feet in each pool
skierdudeguy
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hmm... thats tough. pirahanas. if thats how you spell it. wait. i forgot about the dick thing, but im still going with that.
would you rather drink an entire carton of rotten milk or eat an entire carton of rotten eggs?
would you rather drink an entire carton of rotten milk or eat an entire carton of rotten eggs?
Jasmine
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speaking of fish... i know this isn't this or that, but it is kind of interesting:
If you go swimming in the rivers in South America, like the Amazon or the Oranaco, there's this little blood-sucking parasitic fish called the Candiru (also Vampire Fish), and it is feared by South Americans a million times worse than pirhanas. The fish is attracted to nitrogenous waste eliminated through the gills of other fishes, and by following the odor, it can lodge itself into the gills of other fish and feeds off the nutrients from their lungs and in their blood.
Well, it turns out if you piss in the river, the nitrogenous waste (urea) in your urine will also attract the Candiru, since it is the same substance eliminated by fishes' gills. The Candiru will follow the trail of nitrogenous waste, find it's way into the person's urethra and lodge itself in there. It is supposedly one of the most painful things a person can ever experience. The way it lodges into the urethra is by puffing out its fins, which are friggin pointy and kind of sharp, and then it is only removable by surgery. The spanning out of the fins is a fright response, making it all the more difficult to remove the fish from the urethra. Also, these things suck your blood, so don't piss in rivers or you'll be stuck with something a lot worse than a marble or a pirhana in your dick...
If you go swimming in the rivers in South America, like the Amazon or the Oranaco, there's this little blood-sucking parasitic fish called the Candiru (also Vampire Fish), and it is feared by South Americans a million times worse than pirhanas. The fish is attracted to nitrogenous waste eliminated through the gills of other fishes, and by following the odor, it can lodge itself into the gills of other fish and feeds off the nutrients from their lungs and in their blood.
Well, it turns out if you piss in the river, the nitrogenous waste (urea) in your urine will also attract the Candiru, since it is the same substance eliminated by fishes' gills. The Candiru will follow the trail of nitrogenous waste, find it's way into the person's urethra and lodge itself in there. It is supposedly one of the most painful things a person can ever experience. The way it lodges into the urethra is by puffing out its fins, which are friggin pointy and kind of sharp, and then it is only removable by surgery. The spanning out of the fins is a fright response, making it all the more difficult to remove the fish from the urethra. Also, these things suck your blood, so don't piss in rivers or you'll be stuck with something a lot worse than a marble or a pirhana in your dick...
jflo453
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Hahahaha i love the vampire fish. I think instead of sending child molester/murders to prison, we should make their punishment last only a few hours. Just leave the fuckers in a tank with some of these little bastard fish and make it so they cant get out. Theyll try for hours to hold their piss in, but eventually theyll have to go. When they do a couple fishies will swim right up in there, do their spikey thing, and weel let the guy go on his way, but only after having told every hospital in the country that a man with a fish in his dick might come in, dont help him, hes a child rapist. Fuck prison, we need vampire fish
