Helpful Things thread.

Slowbro

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Say some good helpful things, for example, buy only shampoo or body wash not both, they contain most of the same cleaning ingredients, and can do either job

 
if you feel like sneezing and want to get it out, look straight into a bright light, this triggers a sneezing reaction...
 
This isn't necessarily true for everyone. It's called a photosensitive reaction and only happens to some people (such as myself, need to sneeze every time I go outside on a sunny day).
 
most people i told it to have confirmed that it actually works ....
also if you need to sneeze but don't want to, press hard on the part between your nose and upper lip to suppress it
 
To be honest, in my experience I've found it works for most people too, I just remember reading about how it works and I guess some people just don't have the reflex/reaction and found that kinda interesting. Gonna have to try the suppression technique sometime.
 
2 + 2 doesn't have to equal 4. it can be whatever you want, as long as you can justify your reasons for it.
 
Putting toothpaste on a bee sting? Not sure what kind buy my friend made me do it, and it stopped the pain and swelling almost instantly.
 
my roommate does this. I say fuck that! I want my hair to smell like coconuts and the rest of me to smell like man.

If your in a situation involving a cop and you think you know more than him, shut you fucking mouth.
 
THIS ^

Legally, if a cop has a reason to talk to you, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK BACK.

as they say, YOU have the right to remain silent.

theres nothing they can do if you do that, its your voice, they cant MAKE you speak.

Its ALWAYS best to be silent because they seem to feel the need to use ANY AND EVERYTHING you say ANYWHERE, and try to bring it in court and make it incriminating
 
Yup Yup and even if you know your right about something it isn't going to help by arguing, at all, if anything if will make it worse for you.
 
But if you just stay silent they will take you into the back of their cruiser. Its best to just prepare for whats coming. You know the questions they are going to ask and know how to answer them with an honest seeming answer. Always have a story of why your going where you are, and make it detailed. Throw them off their game by asking them questions like "What road is right before ____."

But I do agree, dont't say too much. But say enough so it shows you have nothing to hide even if you are hiding something.
 
if u pick up an walking turtle and put it on the ground backwards it wont walk backwards but the otherway instead
 
If you like pizza, eat it. But make sure you have a fast metabolism or get lots of exercise and don't eat too much or else you will gain unhealthy amounts of weight.
 
Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye Never take the strike pads off a match book, Or go to a hardware store and then look Near the paint thinners for Muriatric Acid, Or go bring a pot into a rapid boil or get hydrogen peroxide Never go to a farming store and then buy PH strips and PVC pipes Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light That's how you make crystal meth
 
Never ever spray deep heat on your balls. May one be so stupid to do it anyways, don't try to rinse it off with water. Makes is 10x worse
 
your toung will stick to anything metal thats cold..not just poles. try sticking a really cold wrench in your mouth like a sucker it sticks to everywhere it touches.
 
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