HELP!!!!!

powdygrl

powdygrl

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So my friends and i were throwing the rape and pillage II party last night when her parents showed up and kicked everyone out of her vaccant house. they took the keg which was pretty much full(and expensive)and they are going to try and trace it, and screw the guy who bought it for serving to minors. any ideas?(on how to get the keg back)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
i think your pretty much screwed on getting it back.. good luck though!

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the harder you work,

the luckier you get
 
Don't throw parties when the parents will be home soon in the future. That's the best advice you'll get in here.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
no, see they're moving out of their house so they rented one until the house in colorado is built. the house that they rented is where the party was at, they dont move into that house for another two weeks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
im not sure if theres a way to trace it. there might be a way to trace where it came from, from the return tag, but not who bought it. if you dont wanna get caught then dont do it. thats the best way of not getting caught.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
some punk-ass kid called her parents and ratted us out. i hope this bites him/her in the ass someday!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
that has to be bad karma or something, i mean people got MIPs and stuff. how could you wish that on anyone?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
ya who ever did it is a dum ass and probly never heard of karama and i think ur fucked sorry i cant think of anything

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
I'm kinda curious to the story behind 'rappe and pillage II.' How'd that come round?

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
thats ok, at least people are actually thinking. poor rachel her parents are seriously pissed, her mom shit a freaken cow when she walked in a saw rachel and i doing a duel to the death bong in corsettes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
My only advice is to ride this wave of trouble out. Things will eventually go back to normal. There will be more parties, more angry parents, and more kegs. Things will settle and life will go on.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
rape and pillage was started when pirates of the carribean came out. my friend alex was obsessed so we decided to throw a pirate party hence the (pillage) party. everyone dressed up like pirates and wenches.it kicked total ass until we ran out of booze, so every willing and decent looking girl was autioned off for booze money. after that it became rape and pillage

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
oooooo does her parents no that name cuz if they do they're probly more pissed and if they knew wat was goin on besides the party

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
since this was the second year we were going to call it pork and plunder, but we decided to stick with tradition and do rape and pillage II

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
i don't know, i just played off the whole pirate thing and my parents didn't seem to care. i cant believe that i didn't get an MIP though, i was so fucked up on jello i could barely stand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
Cool idea..

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
yeah spread it, have one at your loc. just remember where it came from, and the requirements to make it a true rape and pillage

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
requirements:

1-DRESS UP! (if thier not you can let them in, just give them a cover charge)

2-everclear jello shots

3-lots of booze

4-have an auction (willing girls only...your buying their company, not them)ie.they don't have to do anything they don't want to.

5-lots of booze

tip-no one likes mean drunks

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
o man thats great but it woulda been nice to have known number 4 before wat i said

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
we were all very happy drunks any ways so i dont think that anyone had any problems with not wanting to do stuff.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
hey it wasnt my fault

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
its not like i called the fucking cops or her parents and told them 'hey come on over we've got a keg, you should come take it and fuck the guy for distrubuting to minors'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
it would be pretty dum if it was u but it coulda been adn u just dont remember cuz u were so fucking drunk u never no

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
theres no phone in the house and i dont have a cell phone, yeah i was trashed but not trashed enough to forget stuff

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
o ok then ur off the hook u'll probly hear about who it was sooner or later

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
i hope so, mainly so i can find out why, and warn him/her before rachel gets to him/her

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
That would work too, i dont think that ive ever even thought about kicking anyones ass before.well i guess there's a first time for everything

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
its just a matter of respect, the guy gets you a keg, something he could get, varying on the state, a few years in prison for, and you guys get caught, in my mind, if the guy gets caught he deserves to hit everyone at the party with a bat

Fuck You
 
i see where your coming from, he'll only get a fine(a huge fine). which if he does get caught, we're going to pool in and pay for.if they trace the keg they'll get his name and another kids cell number, maybe they'll be confused enough that they'll let it go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
no i dont think they'll let soemthing that they think is that serious go

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
yeah her parents are pretty insane, which sucks.but shes 18 i dont see why she doesn't move out

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
ya technically seh could just leave adn never get in trouble by her rents

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
go tell her parents to fuck off seriously, then smack there asses with a bible, judging by their actions you could probly find one within 5 seconds of being inside there front door

Fuck You
 
you'ed think so with how strict they are, but they don't believe in organized religion,(just being control freaks)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
o ya that makes sence but u think that they would have like a billion bibles

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
no kidding, you think that by now they would have accepted the fact tht their daughter drinks and parties, considering shes been doing it for years

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
agreed, they should accept it, I have the most straight edged, backwards ass parents ever but it didn't take me long to break them in at all. You just have to blow their minds with the stupid shit you do as early as possible, after that nothing you do comes as a surprise and if you do anything good they'll be utterly speechless!

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
i fuckin hate punk asses... they all need to watch Casino or something...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
no we just throw really kick ass parties once and a while, its all in good fun

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
I wouldn't worry about it, by the sounds of it you'll be a crackwhore with 5 kids in child services, a bunch of STD's not yet fully understood by the medical community and a lengthy ciminal record. In 3 years the depression will cause you to commit suicide. enjoy!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
that is way fuckin shitty. i mean, a guy buys you a keg, and you guys go and get caught. it is your fault you got caught, because it was your keg. And it obviously wasnt that big of a party, if you only had one keg ya know.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
When you purchase a keg, you have to show them id with all of your personal info. They take your name, phone number, drivers liscense number, ect. That guy is basically fucked, sucks for him.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
you sound like you enjoy having fun. are you joining your parents when they move to colorado?

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Seems like you should steal the keg at 3am and go return it..

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
god.that sucks for that dude who bought it for you. He was just being a responsible adult, ensuring fun for the next generation, and wham, some bitch fucks it up.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
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