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Stinkyprimo

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Okay here's the deal... I'm like the only 14 year old in Canada who hasn't had a girlfriend yet so my friend was trying to pick up chickies for me and he was just like 'hey' and they were all like 'oooooooo... aaaaaaa' and he's not hot or anything but when I try they're just like 'whatever'... I've tried everything you've posted in past threads but nothing seems to work... I was kinda hoping you guys could help me gain enough courage to ask out Tim's sister... hehe

Brooke has found another man and I am once again all alone... *snif* *tear*
 
are you a big or small 14 year old.. if you're a small one than chicks probably just think a 10 year old is hitting on them... and stop hitting on the 40 year olds damnit!!!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
HAha.. dude that was funny... Actually I'm 6' bout that.. I'm tall.. I look older than 14 definatly... i dunno if I wan't a chickie though now after all.. I think I'm gonna keep trying to get Brooke

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
HAHAHA...dude. Chill wiht us up at grouse....we'll help you out. lol. I'll see you there saturday bro.

Peace

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
hahhahaha. MAtt YOUR going to help him.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. of all people!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha,. jks. nick ur in good hands... u might just get hooked up with a 6 year old... lol jks... try the bunny hill and be like. hey. want me to teach you how to ski.. u'll be some grisl idol

Chus en amour.

~IBC~
 
Yah cryss teh plan was for me to scare all the girls in his direction....lol ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
dont try to pick them up dude...just dont even pay attention to them and they will come.....

trust me

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
post a picture of yourself so The girls can see how 'good looking' you are!

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
You know what really sucks... is that in general, chicks dig assholes. But those chicks are the babes who have no soul and just want to be violated by a hot guy. Damn, I wish I was beautiful. Anyway, when you want a girlfriend you want someone who is compatible with you, someone who really LIKES you just the way you are. Don't try to be different or act cool or anything, just be yourself. If you act differently, the girls will like the image you have, not the actual YOU, and that's not a solid base for a relationship.

And be patient- build yourself, and she will come.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
that exaclty the way i would have said it if i wasnt so lazy...

well done kami

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
Just whip it out. Trust me.

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'Bobby, why don't you just go to hell and work for the devil?' Hank Hill
 
hahahha works every time, you let her preview the package

Homer: 'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.'
 
preview her package??? THAT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
preview YOUR package man......

Homer: 'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.'
 
Yeah man definitly dont try to hard, or try at all sometimes the right girl comes along when ur not looking, when ur just being urself and having a good time. Just act like urself.

 
Thanks everybody! For once your advice has actually paid off! I met a girl today! Actually my own age.. so now I'll stop hitting on jodi and brooke

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
Hey Matt! You said that you would show me how to get girls up on the slopes!!! All you did was take me on a freakin 20 minute hike up the hill and make fun of my helmet!!! Wait.. I get it now.. If I get rid of the helmet I won't look like such a fag and then the girls will notice me... excellent! Thanks! I understand what your plan was!

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
ahahahah yea!! Matt mans thats hilarious! did he do that???!! hahahaa

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
I got an idea... since you all like making fun of my helmet... why don't we all just start a thread called 'talk shit about nick's helmet'.. oh wait... there was something else similar to that started that got out of hand wasn't there brooke? hehe..okay bad idea

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
What's so funny about my helmet anyways? I think it is the phattening most bodaciously mad cool wacked out bucket up there on the mountain... (Oh my goodness I've been listening to PhattTim too much lately!) Anyways... I stopped wearing it anyways so there... you happy now matt?

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
Hhahhahaa. that helmet isn't that bad. it's too big though.

and the hike was eaaaaaassssyyyyyyy. so stop your bitching. i still like the purple skis. but theyre not very purple like i imagined. oh well.

If you had 1080s and broke them, why didn't you just warranty them?

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
The hike was hard cuz i got so freakin hot with that helmet on... I like my purple skis too... more character than the 1080s... wait'l you see my cheeseburgers!!! And besides I just came from the hospital anyways so I wasn't in the mood to be jumping and hiking

~~~I love Brooke~~~
 
well boo fucking hoo.

go cry a little more.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
shouldn't have said on the public forum that you hit on Jodi - Doug's going to be mad... hehehe.. nah, he'll just go off and cry or something.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'I am from Canada.......people think..I'm..slow.......eh?'
 
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