Help Pass the Time

typicaldenverkid

typicaldenverkid

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So I’m stuck doing Jury Duty today. Any chance you guys could share some stories from skiing to help me pass the time? Literally any story would be appreciated, like seriously please....anything
 
bet.

so like 2 weeks ago i was at carinthia w some homies. towards the end of the day like 3:30 or so, we were in a smaller lift line to go sesh this little roller. these 2 women were in front of us, my friend slides forwards... ski goes in between hers, like not even touching anything but yk how ppl r.

anyhow, she wacks his topsheet w her pole and is all like "you guys are such punks, look at yourselves" prob referencing the baggie clothing as always. keep in mind they're like 18 or so. no other words are said until the top. i'm the first one up there, i get off and her whole ass family is standing there beckoning me over. so my headass slides on over and says "whats up" this girl deadass goes "take off your skis, we're going to fight" bruh. i'm like "nah, we're just out here chilling, no need for violence. i'm sorry if we offended you" her mf dad, like 6'4 comes over and starts screaming obscenities in my face and shit. i'm over here like scared for my life. my friends get off all worried and shit. soon enough we're all yelling and i'm trying to get away from this guy.

last remark was "i'll be waiting for you to put my pole through your back"

got patrol on their ass, passes were pulled

i hope that was somewhat entertaining. good luck w jd homie
 
14114001:backyardcracker said:
bet.

so like 2 weeks ago i was at carinthia w some homies. towards the end of the day like 3:30 or so, we were in a smaller lift line to go sesh this little roller. these 2 women were in front of us, my friend slides forwards... ski goes in between hers, like not even touching anything but yk how ppl r.

anyhow, she wacks his topsheet w her pole and is all like "you guys are such punks, look at yourselves" prob referencing the baggie clothing as always. keep in mind they're like 18 or so. no other words are said until the top. i'm the first one up there, i get off and her whole ass family is standing there beckoning me over. so my headass slides on over and says "whats up" this girl deadass goes "take off your skis, we're going to fight" bruh. i'm like "nah, we're just out here chilling, no need for violence. i'm sorry if we offended you" her mf dad, like 6'4 comes over and starts screaming obscenities in my face and shit. i'm over here like scared for my life. my friends get off all worried and shit. soon enough we're all yelling and i'm trying to get away from this guy.

last remark was "i'll be waiting for you to put my pole through your back"

got patrol on their ass, passes were pulled

i hope that was somewhat entertaining. good luck w jd homie
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Thanks man I appreciate you, on the bright side I think most people on NS could outrun or out jump an angry mob of tourists any day
 
Got pulled over by a yellow jacket the other day. I didn't even do anything wrong, just pulled into a cat track from the woods. He didn't even see me go into the track but still accused me of not watching for people even though I did. The weird thing is I skied next to him for the whole track and he didn't say a word til we got to the end then he pulled me over. He claimed pthat he saw a ski instructor looking at me so that's why he pulled me over. Thankfully he didn't tag my pass but if he did I would've been out for the season since I've already had my pass pulled before. Anyways I could talk shit on these guy
 
Saw a girl, maybe 12 years old, hit the large jump. She barely knuckled, but immediately upon impact she ejected from both skis, and proceeded to keep her balance running down hill. Someone filmed it, still tryna find the video.
 
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