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#1Snowblader

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hey guys I know this is a skiing site but i need help

and i think skiings gay. Im a snowblader and i know im not great but theres no way in hell ill ever switch over to the faggot infested world of skiing. Holy how can u like skiing skiers dont even know the meening of style. all you faggots run around going 'oooh look at meee im steezy' the true meening of style skiboarding. maybe before you guys put on ur next pair of gay ass skis you should think about how fucking gay your sport. anyways ive been having trouble pulling off a 3 on snowblades cuz its so much harder to land on the small surface of the blades, so can any one give me some pointers . . . even if youre sport is gay. thanx alot.

 
wow i have a strange feeling that this is a member who made a new name trying to get people to get angry with him

'im not smart enought to come up with a good signature' - josh christensen
 
let this thread die... no more posts.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
wow, eat a dick faggot, and no 3s on skiblades, do yourself a favor break your jaw so you cant talk

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me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

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her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
bwahahahahaha, i really wish i could take the credit for this one

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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this young girl, she's a freak

*powderprincess and tahoefreerider...official newschool bitches*
 
Ahahahahahhahahahhahahhaha i'm nearly crying cause i'm laughing so hard!!!

1. You can't pull a 360 on snowblades

2. You come here to NS and claim that skiing is the gay

3. Then you want Help - wtf??

4. You hate steeze because you don't kno what steeze is

5. Eat dick and die

its little faggot ass-raping cunts like you that make snowblading gayer than it actually is. The gay level of snowblading is aroun 8 and you bring it up to around 10

Ahahahahahhahahhaha you're suck a freaking cock sucking animal fucker

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'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
 
this thread is so unbelievabably crap that i have a strong suspicion that this is weiner or mommy's alter ego.

but in the off chance that it isn't i would like to say that you're probably a shit-house skier thus converting to snowblading> the fact that you can't land 3s adds to my theory.

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'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
 
FINE schlonginator if u dont want to help me then you dont half , just dont pick on people like me about it. its not my fault your mom got bored of your acne covered dick and wont felate it anymore, so why u taking it out on me, holy go to anger management.

 
well mr. #1snowblader, i just finished raping my mom, and i wonder why i didnt try that years ago, its so invigorating, well im bout to move on to your mom, so ill catchya later dicksmoke

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Ooooooo tough guy mr snowblader. Try and use a big word like felate but then can't string a sentance together. ''you don't half'' start making sense you dipshit before you start talking about other people's moms.

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'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
 
felate is not a big word. only 6 letters. only 2 syllables. fe-late. its not nearly as long as 'antidisestablishmentarianism.' which is an actual word, by the way.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
I agree we should just let this post die (which I realize is pretty stupid ass I am keeping it alive as we speak) but I just wanted to congratulate #1Snowblader on proving to all of us that he has nothing better to do than sit at his computer and try to piss people off. You're the man, cool guy.

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
tru that jay

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Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Lebowski?

Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
wait it wasnt u chris, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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::Viva la Resistance!::
 
This is surly a joke , who would even? wow... enough said above... ill just say that #1snowblader has dug himself into a hole that he could never in hell get out of.... HAHAHA JEEZE

 
lets all take turns raping this kids mom. and when her that slutts pussy starts to bleed for being fucked so much, we'll fuck her up the ass. and when her anal cherry busts, lets stab her fucking eyes out and skull fuck the bitch

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
 
its probably a 40 year old fatass sitting at home jerking off... or the people from snowboarding sites releasing their anger at us in jealousy of our fast progressing sport, or for some reason an actual snowblader angry that hes a mere 60cm in comparison to our grand 160+

'i am excellent cool'
 
you gotta be an ass raping cockchewer to have you screenname be k2skier420 and have a line icon

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
soo first you come and dis our sport and then you want our help??

'GO SHORTY, ITS YOUR B-DAY, We GONA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR B-day.'

 
Whats funny is the fact that he cant even do a 3 on snowblades.. Personally i think that everyone who snowblades and goes in the park is gay, they shouldnt even alow it.. And im pretty sure that some places have done exactly that, not let them in the park.. It's not even a sport, they tried it one year in the XGames and that was the end of it

 
hahahahahaha, snowblader....what a fag

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T EVEN DO 360s ON SKIBOARDS!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! CAN YOU STAND ON THE GROUND IN YOUR SHOES AND JUMP AND SPIN 360 DEGREES??? HAHAHAHA, GET OFF THIS SITE.

REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
so much for bein the #1 snowlerblader

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

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k who says i think skiing is gay when you snowblade snowblades are toys. snowblading isnt a sport

go huck yourself
 
what's funny is that so many people think this was a serious post. come on now...

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
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