HELP MY BRO

wAy2sTeEzY4u

wAy2sTeEzY4u

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so my brother is leaving for boot camp in a few weeks and confronted me with an awkward but serious question this morning. While he is a boot camp he is required to wear a white shirt and tighty whiteys when he sleeps. every day he will be waken at random times in the night/morning. WHAT CAN HE DO ABOUT MORNING WOOD? i know its really an awkward question but he needed to ask some one and came to me so i felt like i owed him an answer, please help my bro guys.
 
my buddy just got done with basic...he complained about the same thing, but there is nothing you can do. He told me it was so embarrasing standing at attention with a fucking hard-on. hahaha
 
just roll over and curl up in a ball for a while

think about the dude underneath you, unless that shit turns you on

and everyone else in there is most likely to have morning wood so who cares be a man
 
I'm surprised no one else asked this...are you sure this is your 'bro'.

you know, not you.

and the real problem is the massive wet dream splooge he's gonna have
 
actually he wont have to worry about it my sisters husband is in the marines but they do the same shit theyll give him medication that will cause him to not be able to get wood haha so tell him to not worry about it
 
if someone points it out they are obviously hella insecure not realizing that its totally nomral so tell your brother to tell them that and just if he has a boner show it off soo much and everyone will be like dayyyyyyyyyyuuummm what a fuckin beast
 
thatrs gona be a HUGE problem. cuz he has HUGEEEE DICK. belive me i know it gfor a fact and its pushing 9in. i dono how hes gonan control that shit. and there is no way hes gonna be able to suck and tuck.
 
He just has to wear it with pride and if they say anything just be like "Nigga please, thats just my niner ready to bust a cap in yo crakka ass!"
 
dont you have to stare straight ahead at attention, so hypothetically nobody could look at your wang. but those sick freaks still will.......
 
true story, and you know it runs in the family to, but no it most certainly is my brother im not even old enough to join the airforce
 
"It's an optical illusion, it's the pleats, they're not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm taking them back, back to the pants store...... DONT SAY YOUR NOT IMPRESSED!.
 
^dude wtf. Morning wood is generally from having to take a piss badly when you wake up, not thinking about naked women in your dreams, although that happens sometimes, but, more often than not, its because you need to take a piss badly.
 
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