Help Me

[k-rob]

Great, I’m turning into some sort of insect and slowly shrinking. Soon I will be nothing but a worthless annoyance to everyone. I likely will scream for help or attempt to have one of you send help, but alas, no one will hear me or believe this post. I likely will be swatted by someone I love, as I scream “No it’s me it’s Kevin I’m an insect” and then I will die. Then they will say something like “Gross, I hate bugs,” and my entire existence will cease to have any meaning.

Oh, what a tragic fate has befallen me. Woe am I. Life was but a cruel joke, now the punchline begins.

- Kevin Robbins a.k.a. k-rob (1991-2011)

 

[B.Aussie]

Stop Avoiding

 

[I_Am_Mod]

are you saying you're turning into a majestic dung beatle ?

cause that'd be crappy for you ....

 

[AOTEAROA]

Lame suicide note Krob, could've done better.

 

[theabortionator]

At least you aren't any of these people

 

[AOTEAROA]

holy fucken shit, that thing on the couch, i lost my shit.

 

[maximiliaan]

hahahahaha

 

[Mike-O]

Kafkaesque.

At least you'll make a good little protein snack for someone/something.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

atleast you havent turned into the kid on the couch in that video^

 

[k-rob]

send help to bug on keyboard @ 102 Discovery Ridge Blvd. took me over 3 hours to type this.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

why would you spend an extra hour on the "took me 3 hours to type this" if it could've been done in 2 ....

you're one dumb bug ....

 

[k-rob]

using comp is hard part, typing not so much

 

[Blindsurfer]

lolwut

 

[theline]

any one else having calvin and hobbes flashbacks?

 

[Blindsurfer]

YES

 

[Benseleit]

metamorphosis. sounds like a quote from it