Help Me with my constipation!
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SchweitzerSki
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i know this is hard to do, but eat 4 apples right in a row.
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I are Drummer
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I are Drummer
trevorwoulddoit
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Link to Alpentalik's constipation story. It's PURE GOLD. An NS Classic.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
InfernoHits
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ENIMA'S!!!!!!!!!
ScratchCobra66
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Dad, its time for your Enima!
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
*i<3snow*
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i always heard that prune juice makes you crap... but i could be wrong.
~*Michelle
->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
'I dont think rich will ever be an insult. That's like calling someone pretty and trying to offend them.' *ICE-IS-SCARY
~*Michelle
->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
'I dont think rich will ever be an insult. That's like calling someone pretty and trying to offend them.' *ICE-IS-SCARY
Bob_Loblaw
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coffee and cigarettes.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
LeBlanc
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Xlax, or supositories
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*~!Live to ski!~*
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
SmoKinSkier
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Just grab on to something hold tight bite your lip we are goin to get through this!!
A bran muffin every morning is recomended!
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
A bran muffin every morning is recomended!
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
What_A_Wookie
Active member
end your life
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
SteveXs2
Active member
Metamucil
You need fibre to take a shit, drink some of that + drink lots of water and coffee.
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azadadventures
shamesmountain
You need fibre to take a shit, drink some of that + drink lots of water and coffee.
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gethyped.net
azadadventures
shamesmountain
1)extend middle finger
2)insert
3)remove
4)relieve
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
2)insert
3)remove
4)relieve
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
ScratchCobra66
Active member
derek your icon is trippy
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman