Help me understand this girl please

[BChaps1209]

so yeah i'll just say tell it straight- i want a hookup before i go off to work at camp for a month and my girlfriend and i just broke up so i've been texting this other girl. we hung out once and decided to smoke a little and hook up the next night. she started texting me about how i would be a good boyfriend and i made sure she knew i didnt want a relationship- she replied like "oh yeah of course not i love being single in the summer". she's kinda a bitch and classic annoying always bitching about people calling her ugly and i play along and tell her shes not and shit. she was acting super desperate sending me snapchats of her in a thong (she has a nice body but kinda weird face we both know i can do better i just want it quick) when i dont text her back. so i'm ready that afternoon and she texts me saying shes sorry but too tired (didn't sound like she meant it) so i'm like wtf i thought she wanted this desperately. next night same deal too tired. someone explain to me what shes doing cause its some test or some shit

 

[fujarome]

what you need to remember is that girls are crazy, make no sense, and display absolutely no logical reason for anything.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Haha no you can't.

 

[edai]

Tell her if she's not gonna give it up to fuck off.

 

[technique.]

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[cbj]

Kill her dog. That will teach her not to fuck wit jah

 

[TechnoPotamus]

maybe if you treat her a bit more like a human being and less like she's solely a quick hookup you'll get somewhere.

your original post makes you seem like quite a douchebag...if you act that way at all towards her it's no wonder you're not getting it. you can be respectful and still fool around, you don't have to be a dick about it.

 

[Drail]

As a friend said to me this month after I had (am having) woman issues: "There are only three things that fuck with a mans brain. Oh wait, no, just one - women"

Chicks be crazy.

 

[J_Christoph]

Giant black dude probably railed her into oblivion and the recovery isn't going so hot

 

[youngdtay]

I was actually about to post this.

 

[TheDailyWhat]

Sounds like a complete pyscho. Seriously, you should cut all contact with her before this gets bad.

 

[steezyjibber]

Hahha

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Sounds like you would have better luck elsewhere. Like a homeless man or a poodle.

 

[daannnnieel]

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op is the problem.

 

[RubberSoul]

guys i treated a girl badly and now she's returning the favor WTF right?

she's either playing hard to get or just not interested in you anymore cause you were a dick, no big mystery here OP

 

[deleted5]

She's fucking other guys, did you really think you were special?

 

[000000000000]

Hahahaha typical bullshit, she's trying to get you in her grasp dawg. Text her again, and if she say she too tired, then say ok I'm going to go hang out with another bitch. It'll piss her off pretty good.

 

[gusestomp]

show up at her house with your pants off then proceed to pee in her butt

 

[Brule.]

Number one thing to know about women: they can read minds, yo. You're using her, and she read your damn mind. Either that or it's her time of the month?

 

[Hood]

Her vagina is broken from getting rammed by a 4 foot giraffe dick.

 

[B-Right-On]

Everyone above is correctamundo. But if all else fails....pee in her but

 

[Miomo]

Yeah... Ellie.rasta can be like that.

 

[Skibumsmith]

How does it feel to find out you're a dumbass?