Help Me %RToo Fuclked up

[The_Cube]

me and mu friend ti=ricearatops r too fucked up right now. all wen did was drink and thns we smoke a cigar. a black an mild/ we have eaten breadd. tjrwhon up, and walkd around. how do we get unfucked up/~!!1 please help

 

[ThaLetterM.]

fight each other

 

[bcsstore]

I'm afraid this is the only solution. you must fight to the death. start now.

 

[The_Cube]

yo i think drivin a car is a goo dideal, abit i just started watching the classic movie brink on disney channle

 

[dmc12380]

how do you end up typing a % symbol

 

[B-runge]

you must have an epic battle royal.

 

[dex.]

inb4 i remember my first beer

 

[theabortionator]

Horrible troll thread attempt. You should pee in each others butts. Then fight each other in the morning

 

[Abc567def]

you should fight him while he is peeing in your but, then trade

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

this. obvious troll

tryna get us worried and such by saying you're gonna drive, motherfuck

 

[No_Dub]

jerk off on eachother.

 

[StevenR]

Have you remembered it yet?

 

[No_Dub]

iseewhatyoudidthere

 

[TOUCHE]

1. pop some more pills

2. go for a nice drive (the faster the better)

3. smoke a bong to chill you out from too many pills

4. troll some more on NS

5. ?????????

6. profit