help me please

3ski6guy0

3ski6guy0

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hi good people of NS. i need a pool table, cause im obsessed with pool. so...if 1500 people sent me a dollar or 50 cents i would be able to get one! whos up for it! its only a buck plus 37 cents for postage! whos up for it?

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im serious! if 1000 people sent me a buck, i could get a pool table. there are 30,000 people on NS, 1000 people have to be nice enough to give me a buck

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its not gonna happen.. but just to let you know i'd send you 1 dollar if i knew 999 other people would do then same

 
well, ill never get anything that way. ill make a paypal account dedicated to my donation fund so you can do it one night while your drunk and not even remmeber it the next day!

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go to bored.com, there is a link to a guy who created the give me a dollar foundation he's had over like 20,000 visitors and he's made 86 bucks, so the looks are on the bad side, and i u copy him we all would call u a tool

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if you mail me an envelope with your address and a stamp on it I'll think about it. I proabaly won't do it but it's worth a try.

 
haha. if everyone wasnt such a greedy bastard then it would work

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Ive seen this on the net. Some guy set up a charity foundation for himself so he could buy a glock.

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listen dude, i'm not going to take time out of my day to find a fucking envelope get a dollar go to the post office for stamps figure out your address and then put all of this shit together and mail it to you! You gotta be fucking nuts. How about you send me a dollar?

 
haha, awesome. cause i have a paypal account! so you dont even need to send money via mail. ski2wake@hotmail.com

i want a dollar, cause i am trying to buy a pool table cause im obsessed.

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im also obsessed with pool. so i feel your pain. while i wont give you a dollar i can hook you up with cost on a table. your still gonna need like 700 people to send you a dollar though

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
YES!!! now instead of 1000, i need 700. but i already got 7 bucks from people, so 794 dollars. please people, ill be your best online bud

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i cant count, $793, and this is american money.

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so if i get 700 bucks, then i can have 1000 to go buy a pool table. and ill thank all of you who contributed when i win some trick shot pool comps

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the only problem with this is people are gonna start asking for people to send them a dollar for everything they want now. a bike, a computer, all kinds of shit. i remember when my computer broke down some kind soul tried to convince the people of ns to send me money to buy a new one. i didn't get a penny.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
yes, well im special. i have donated to NS, so all of you should donate to me, so i can have a nice life with a pool table.

All Major Credit Cards Accepted!! Paypal.com

ski2wake@hotmail.com

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I think I've changed my mind about you. You donate to ns you must be ok. You don't seem like a poser and I agree that pool is fun. It's ashame but I'm proabaly too lazy to send you any money. sorry

 
well thats good to know that i dont seem like a poser. if you have paypal you dont have to waste your walking to your mailbox efforts.

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how about you give me 5 bucks so i can go play pool too!

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and if i only get like 100 or less bucks, i will have to resort to buying one of those tiny little plastic pool tables! itll be so cool, just like the real thing

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where do you play pool? Go there and play it a lot, and get bored of it, then give up on this idea and save us all money.

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i only get to play about once a year at a family friends house. so i dont think ill get bored of it

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i'm obsessed with pool too

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man just get a membership at a bar. i just got a lifetime membership for $10cdn at dooleys and it comes with 2 free hours of pool. plus there is usually all you can play for $5-10 days

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
I cant believe I actually wasted my time reading this thread, but if you come collect and return all my beer bottles thats prolly $15 in your pocket.

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
is $1 too much to ask for?

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HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
i was actually thinking of doing that....but i forgot what i wanted...if someone on the site everyone knew wanted a dollar then theyd get it im sure...like jay or sam

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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

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ya, i guess that is very true. but everyone should know who i am. and ive donated to NS, so i think thats a bonus. just picture me as sam, and then donate a dollar to me. please

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
i got a $13 from someone

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
yeah ill give u money if nu come over and get it onj Alll Right

!!!!!!!!!!-Qaugmire

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

 
errr...id rather not

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
errr...id rather not

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
get a job

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
na na, why dont YOU get a job? thats a song! i have a job, but see the whole point of this is cause i dont want to spend 1000 bucks! but since i wont get that much in donations, im buying a mini pool table for like 80 bucks.

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
a mini pool table?? hhahhaha that wont help your game at all man

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yup, my fool proof plan to get 1000 people to give me a buck turned out bad

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
ya, a mini table

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE

HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER

I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!

paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
 
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