Help me out ns, need eye catching title

[benJAHmin]

I need an eye-catching title for my english work on a persuasive article. I am doing mine for skateparks in villages, the title needs to appeal to lots of people, and use some persuasuve techniques or just think of anything funny because i cant think of anything and +k to good ones.

 

[0ptions]

Put "FREE BEER" in giant shiny letters. Now you have their attention.

 

[benJAHmin]

hahaha, i could do that but it is an assessed (spelling?) piece of work, but anyway keep thinking people, its due in tomorrow

 

[benJAHmin]

bump because i really need this

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Explain more, you need a catchy title for skateparks in villages? To encourage them?

 

[benJAHmin]

yeah, sorry if i didnt explain fully, i need a title for like a camapaign, campaigning FOR skate parks in villages. in my article im writing about how it will get kids off the street and keep them away from alcohol and drugs etc

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Does it have to be skateparks or just athletic activity? You could do ___ not drugs, the ___ being something about skating that rhymes haha

 

[*steeze_is_good]

HAHAHA or skate not masterbate

 

[benJAHmin]

hahaha, thanks, keep em coming and im also writing about preventing obesity and getting people away from video games

 

[*steeze_is_good]

You could do something like:

Obesity < Activity

Or something like that haha

 

[InkShrink]

Symbols are a risky tool to use when placing them in titles, people tend to look over them because they think it's an advertisement, (like in newspapers and stuff). What usually works for me is alliteration, for some reason people just like the sound when they read in their mind.

Whatever you choose, make sure you keep it short and simple.

 

[neon1peace]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT READ MY PAPER might do it