Help me mess with a scammer

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

So some scammer from nigeria is trying to buy my gopro. I told him that I couldn't ship it and now hes saying he will pay me 90$ on top of the price to ship it( Thats over 200$ to get a broken gopro). What should I do to mess with this guy?

 

[Hammyslapwagon]

Mail him a box with a nicely wrapped piece of shit in it

 

[humpty]

say 500 firm and its a deal

 

[CashmereCat]

Make him pay first then ship it? If he's not a scammer then you make easy money.

 

[DGski]

It's a scam.

Check my threads OP this happened to me

 

[Rusticles]

I find the best way to fuck with scammers is to continue to e-mail them keeping their hopes up. I think they're just after brokerage fees, not too sure how it works

 

[MNS]

Send him a terd, mark the value of it to be like $5000 then laugh as he gets hit with a $500 duty fee for doody

 

[Toaster-Tony]

You're not getting any help until you eat your damn router.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

Thanks for the feedback, I'm going to try and reverse scam this guy.

 

[roach1324]

i don't know if anyone saw this, but this is the ultimate in reverse scams.

http://www.vice.com/read/how-we-got-the-cover-143298-v20n12

 

[Bateman]

Eat your fucking router OP.

 

[Agamemnon]

Eat it.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

I need to grind it up first, which is an impossible task since I dont have a blender.

 

[Benson.]

EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

 

[stickski]

Just start chewing on it you fool. The journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step. Go to town on that thing, no blender required.

 

[.squirrely.]

buy a fucking blender then

 

[raymondcabral]

pee in his butt

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

this thread is now blenders.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hamilton-Beach-Power-Elite-Multi-Function-Blender-Free-Shipping-New-/141143496772?pt=Small_Kitchen_Appliances_US&hash=item20dcced844

$30, free shipping, fuck it ill pitch 5.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I'll pitch 10 if you post videos of you prepping and eating the router.

But if you if I pitch in and there's no videos, I'm asking for a permaban.

 

[-WZ-]

just buy a cheap blenderDo it OP