Help me make a rap about SEX!

gnarzard

gnarzard

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yeah so me and skijunkiedtm are doin a health project. we gotta write a song about sex for our health project. were doing a song booklet. we already have one on butt sex (thank you jweis), and one on std's and were working on one for prevention. they can be as dirty as you want. out teacher's pretty chill, and she knew what was coming when she told us to do a project on sex.
 
any one?

so far i got

Safe sex is what I kick

Cause you never know when you'll meet a freaky chick

Just Put a condom on your dick some like to suck ohh Fuck!

I like it like dat but I want one lubricated the one like

Jimmy had it's so cool that's no doubt she wants to take a

[?] she gonna have to turn it purple like the inside out.

I don't play when it comes to my D-I-C-K

I don't give a fuck

When it comes to a virgin i wear a wet suit anyway

Because ya never can tell bitches take baths in glow rocks

so they pussy won't smell but it won't work

I never play the part of a motherfuckin jerk if I don't love her

I wear a rubber

I keep a Jimmy in my pocket I (I got mine)

I keep a Jimmy in my pocket I (I got mine)

Safe Sex!

and

yo, yo, yo

checkit

butt sex is fun

but not even safe

if you dont want an std you beter cover ya otha face

you are just as vulnarable from the front and as from the back

even still when her head is on your lap

any help?
 


(Punch it, Hurb

Yo, I don't think we should talk about this

Come on, why not?

People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?

No, but that's a part of life)

Come on

[CHORUS]

Let's talk about sex, baby

Let's talk about you and me

Let's talk about all the good things

And the bad things that may be

Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd

It keeps coming up anyhow

Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic

Cuz that ain't gonna stop it

Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows

Many will know anything goes

Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be

How it was, and of course, how it should be

Those who think it's dirty have a choice

Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off

Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it

All right then, come on, Spin

[CHORUS]

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop

She use what she got to get whatever she don't got

Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human

The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'

Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds

Nothin' she ever wore was ever common

Her dates heads of state, men of taste

Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with

Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list

And believe me, you, it's as good as true

There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to

She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad

But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad

Thinkin' about the things that she never had

No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note

That last night was dope

Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)

Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)

Let's talk about all the good things

And the bad things that may be

Let's talk about sex (come on)

Let's talk about sex (do it)

Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)

Let's talk about sex

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out

Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right

[repeat]

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio

And why not? Everybody has sex

I mean, everybody should be makin' love

Come on, how many guys you know make love?)
 
i like sex

and i like the letter s

and i also like the letter x

i only said that because they rhyme with sex
 
Butt Sex #2

tell her you want to do her from behind

thrust thrust, take a big thrust and "accidentally" (use finger quotes here) stick it her her butt see if she wont mind

tell her she wont be able to walk

dont even give her a chance to talk

and if she screams

assume they are moans of extacy youre only a teen

but if your a guy

and if you like other guys

you can do this with other guys

and when you fart

people will know you like other guys

see if she likes that one
 
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally

He really really really fucked my coochie

He really really really turned me out

He really really really got to gut me

He really really made me scream and shout

He really taught me how to work my body

He really taught me how to do it with my mouth

He really really tried to hurt me hurt me

I really love his thug and gangsta style

Yeah what up ma,

take a look, you hypnotized

on how my long dick stretch your insides

for real ma, with your thick lips and thick thighs

stoke both holes, pass it to Nas

or pass it to Naish, or pass it to Jung

or pass it to Horse, then that ass gettin tossed

fuck a hustler book, penthouse or blacktale

i got bitches sendin my niggas flicks in jail

i fuck a bitch face more than her waist for real

and aint no pussy like new pussy thats how a nigga feel

bust three times throw her the peace sign

she sleep then my dick sleek and I aint gotta call her for weeks

Long leg hoes, mo'head hoes, married bitches

Me and my dog - fuckin them both they got us switchin

Is the nigga gangsta? Yeah, that's how I'm livin

That's how I'm playin - I got these freak fuckin hoes singin

Little young thing go around my dick with your tongue ring

Deep throat my nine inch, gut from the front and

grind from the side and, fuck from behind and

Grab her hair slap her ass, she screamin like she dyin

Make her come four times without even tryin

I'll beat that pussy up there's no denyin

Hit her where she doodie at, make that booty fat

Little cutie rat, walking by with the doobie wrap

Tight blue jeans, air max

Small gucci bag

No loot and no job

Stay home giving blow jobs

Like no prob, it's simple

Holla out the window it's the project nympho

Fuck my whole crew, you know how we do

you got that good pussy I can share with my peoples

Be a brave girl, do your thang

Let them tities hang, I'll have all the bitches sayin

When it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in manilla

Bitches call me Horse the pussy filler

I'll fuck a big boned or slim chick

Beat that pussy up real quick then send home the bitch

Aint no sleepin in my bedroom

When henny's in my dick

When Flex drop the bomb i bust a nut on this bitch

Deep throat, ceaser gold or pun wicked hoes

Who like the way i thug and the way i flow

I like head in the Benz, the four door or the Coupe

Head in the staircase, the cellar or the roof

Head in the studio, the bathroom or the booth

Head from a project chick or one with crazy loot

Like Nia Lomg in a cherry thong with the lights on

Sippin Perignon with Kelly Price on

I pull out my python, I hit it while my wife's gone

Long dick the bitch all night, I'll make her pussy sing the song

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang

oo-chie wally wally
 
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

What else is in the teaches of peaches?

Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

What else in the teaches of peaches?

Like sex on the beaches

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

 
right after i read the first line i thought of johnny knoxville as that old man....

that song has been ruined
 
haha we turned it in today it was funny. she wouldnt lwt us sing em out loud but we got to watch her read it.

heres the songs we used:

butt sex!

you can do it in two's, its called butt sex!

you can do it in poo, its called butt sex!

its how gay guys screw, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

butt sex!

you can do it in three's, its called butt sex!

you can't do it with me, its called butt sex!

so get on your knees, and say preet please, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

butt sex!

you can do it in four's, its called butt sex!

you can do it with whores, its called butt sex!

i know you'll want more, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

but sex!

you can do it in five's, its called butt sex!

thats a lotta gay guys, its called but sex!

so take off your ties, and grease up your thig, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-x

(and yes the last line is gay but its all that rhymed.)
 
and then we did an std song:

always wear a condom even if you're "too large"

cause you dont wanna get gross yelow discharge.

if it hurts when you pee,

you might have std's

so dont come near me,

cause when you have an std,

your cum is all dir-tie.

so always wear a wiggie,

even when youre gettin' jiggie,

cause if you don't.......

that's wiggity wiggity wiggity wack!
 
and a but sex haiku:

if you really wanna get it, you cant waste time.

never ask your girl if you can do her from behind.

just stick it in her butt, to see if she don't mind.
 
and a song about protection:

yo, yo, yo,

checkit

butt sex is fun,

but not even safe.

if you dont want std's,

you gotta cover ya other face.

you're just as vulnerable from the front as from the back,

and even still when her head isin your lap.

so whether you're gettin' brain, or ridin' wild west style,

you can never forget to cover up your pile.

checkit

butt sex is fun, although your dick can get chafed,

if you dont want std's,you gotta play it safe.

lways wear a condom,

and be sure to check the date,

and dont wear the fake ones with the smiley face.
 
hey bitch i aint gotta lota time in yo city

can i hit it can i see yo pretty ass and tities

if you wid it ill fuck you till your back bone ache

till yo legs feel funny and you cant walllk striaght

if you like it nasty girl ill spank ya on the ass

talk to you reall dirty likeee you a trammmpp

if you a sluty hoe gone let a nigga know

baby when i cum dont you let it go

i use to use protection when i was a teen

now i just say look up as i skeeet skeett
 
One of my slopestyle kids randomly makes up raps when we ski... the coaches drop a beat and he freestyles.. haha...the other day he rapped about lettuce, it was weird.
 
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