Help me make a care package!

[Alex.B]

My good friend is in Sweden for a year and I want to send him him a package that is USA themed.

All ideas will be considered.

 

[introvert]

McDonalds. Lots of it.

 

[k-rob]

a pistol and a bottle of whiskey.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

lolled
maybe some beef jerky or candy kinda stuff that you can't get in sweden?

 

[BROSEIDON]

You're a good friend. Hope you know that!

 

[Alex.B]

Perfect!

 

[HamFaceGirl]

+porn

 

[BrewskiJr]

AC130....or attack dogs..

The choice is yours.

 

[Raz.]

winrar

 

[Davy.Crockett]

fruit loops and taco bell, or any other kind of junk food that you can't get over their.

 

[Jamestown]

Death machine...

But on the real, jersey of his favorite team/player?

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

Send him a box of the cheapest and most disgusting sex toys you can buy. Like a huge box of them.

 

[RonSwanson]

 

[Rumi.]

best

 

[ryan.c]

you forgot some fat, beef jerky, and root beer. yes, just fat.

 

[moonofendor]

this...

 

[Mormor_Olga]

Ammo or UAV, that'll piss him off

 

[613.]

an empty box

 

[Raz.]

he said american themed, not french