help me get out of a test

1080ski

1080ski

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i cant find my book/dont wanna take the test. i got my mom to sign this-

'Nick has recently lost his history book and is not prepared for the test today. Please allow him until day 8 (tomorrow) to make up the test. Would it also be possible to let Nick borrow another book until he can find his?'

i have to take it tomorrow if he lets me off, but will that do? and what else can i do to get out of it?

 
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help me get out of my 3 essays due thursday, and ill help you get out of your test.

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Go down to the nurse and explain to her you have explosive diarrhea. She has to let you go home for at least two days.

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or eat some freaky shit and make yourself sick...eh, eh, eh!

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shit your pants right before the test... it may be smelly, but the nurse will let you go home. either that or say 'bitch wipe it off and go back to class'

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Just dont show up. Or the night before, make yourself puke on your floor by your bed. And then in the morning be like, ohhh im sickkkkk. It may be messy but it works. Unless your moms a bitch.

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i took it today and i know i failed it, but im also trying to get my parents to let me drop the class (honors history sucks), so that only helps.

 
you should have went and found a kid with mono and made otu with him. You'll get out of tests for the next three months.

 
you could have just purposely gotten in trouble

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