Help me get back at my sister......

So my sister comes home from college and asks to go up to the mountain with me and my friends, naturally me being nice I say sure, I let her come up on the conditions that she drives, so the day was way epic and we all had a great time, and on the way down me and all my friends decided to pack a celebratory bowl dedicated to an epic day. So we pull out the bub and start packing and my sister flips a total bitch fit, and through the fighting ends up calling my mom, and telling her that we had illegal stuff in the car and to call all my friends' moms etc etc etc. So basically i get home and get rolled by the 'rents and it was a very gay way to end such an epic day, and ruined the last 5 days of my winter break. So NS give me some ideas to get back at this bitch!

SPARKNOTES: Epic day up at the mountains, decide to pack a fat bowl to celebrate it, sister calls parents and tells them, I get rolled fat ruining my new years and winter break. Help me get back at the bitch!
 
I think a swift punch to the ovaries could solve most of your problems.
But really, retaliating is weak, just let karma do it work and before you know it she'll get knocked up or something.
 
that might get her pregnant

shes a bitch, punch her in the face
i got caught by my friends sis once, but she didnt care
 
why in the world would your sister tell on you? especially if it had to do with illegal drugs?

shit, my brothers bought me beer and smoked with me...
 
Get some disgusting homeless person to wipe their butt and balls with her toothbrush. IMPORTANT: FILM IT, making sure she has no doubt it is in your house and is her toothbrush, (with a newspaper to give the date) AND DO NOT send her the tape until after she has been using it a while!

Or get some people to skull rape her and butt rape her.
 
You should know your family well enough to know if their 420 friendly or not. That was your bad from the start. Yes she has a retarded problem with weed, but you should have smoked before you got in the car unless you knew for sure she was cool.
 
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Packing up the bub, and hitting it in front of her are the same thing pretty much. If shes not cool with you smoking, she wont be cool with you getting ready to smoke it.

Seriously you have to pay attention. Unless you know for sure she's cool with it, keep it on the down low.

Still sucks how it went down though, best of luck
 
No, better yet buy like $10000 worth of cocaine, plant it on her, then call the cops. You will be laughing your ass of when she gets put in prison for 10 years!! Then you can go visit her and laugh in her face and say "remember when you got us all busted for smoking mary jane? Well who is laughing now??!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUKING BITCH!!!!
 
Send the pics and a letter about how shes another tiger woods affair. They'll run with it. But that might get her fame.

I'd still stick to the drugs thing
 
ngzy isnt the best at explaining stuff...basically what happend is our friend took out the bub and weed still in container, they asked her if they could smoke, she said no, no one else did anything, she called the pair ints
 
To brodski, i did pay attention, no where did it say she smokes.

Still, they shouldn't ask if they can smoke if they've never smoked with her before. Knowing who is 420 friendly and who isn't helps a lot.
 
California 17, Sisters 18, and so everyone knows ive blazed with my sister on numerous occasions she just did this out of pure bitchiness, and was completely random.
 
well that sucks. do you guys have medical marijuana cards?

it probably has something to do with her not wanting to be responsible if you guys had been pulled over.

she was the oldest and driving her car im assuming so she would be deemed responsible had shit gone down with the cops.

i smoke quite a bit and smoke with my brothers but im not cool with smoking in the car because im fuckin 22 and cant be dealing with possesion charges cuz we got pulled over with bud in the car.

regardless that is a bitch move on your sisters part she shouldve solved it herself between you and her and not called your mom and snitched.
 
I tried but they didn't really care because they considered it as "family bonding" but i tried ratting her out for her fake ID, and they didn't care, So far the only successful revenge ive gotten is i showed my dad where she hides her piece and he smashed that shit..... but i still need ideas keep em comin
 
haha- that fucking blows- id have thrown the shit out and been like the bitch is crazy- we didnt have anything- shes the one smoking
 
haha thats what he did...its just a shitty situation because nugzy does smoke, so he told his rents he didnt smoke (which he didnt) they drug tested him, but he came up positive because hes smoked in the past
 
That sucks bro. My sisters the same age and she does shit like that sometimes, just not to that extreme... 18 year old girls always think they're right no matter what and there isn't anything you can do... I've tried countless times to get my sister back and I always end up getting in more trouble. Sometimes if I'm super nice she'll feel bad but she'd never admit it. Did you pull the whole "It was my first time" card because that usually takes some pressure of you.
 
have a reasonable convo with your parents and convince them that smoking weed doesnt effect your grades or anything. atleast explain to them that drugtesting is whack as fuck and is invading your privacy.
 
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