Help me find an April fools prank to pull on my physics teacher

[Theskiingguy]

So my physics teacher gave us the go ahead to pull any April fool prank we want on him, without any punishment (obviously nothing too crazy or inappropriate).

So give me some ideas NSer's on what prank I should pull on him?

 

[op14]

place suction cup dildos on the white board

 

[theabortionator]

The internet has become so bland. Be creative and think of something. Or even google "I'm not creative what's a good prank".

 

[El_Barto.]

Penis cat on the board.

1. Draw penis on whiteboard in sharpie.

2. Make penis look like cat with dry erase marker

3. Teacher erases cat to leave penis

4. Point and laugh at your gay teacher

 

[DasGoatenshafter]

Make an air cannon and shoot it at him while he's trying to teach.

Example:

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[.Hugo.]

Only works if he has an office chair

Tape something he needs to the ceiling so he needs to use chair to get it. Rig an airhorn under the chair so when he steps on it the airhorn goes off. He'll freak out, fall and break his neck. While he's writhing in pain you pee on his face shouting APRIL FOOLS. Added bonus: physics is canceled for the day!

 

[Xanadoo]

this prank is the best because it uses physics to humiliate and injure him.

 

[SkiThe603]

burn his house down

 

[theabortionator]

Besides, even if people post really good ideas in these threads the chance that OP will bitch out is huge.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Just make sure to write "From Sir Isaac Newton, with love" on the bucket. For added effect, fill bucket with Ammonium Sulfide. Teacher and classroom will smell like rotten eggs for a prolonged period of time.

 

[profa_212]

Put an alarm clock in his desk, then padlock it shut. It will go off forever. They will have to cut the lock before they can turn it off.

 

[GayWolf420]

put weed in his desk and get him framed lol

 

[Xanadoo]

that sounds too hard man. weed is an illegal drug. where would you even find some?

 

[theabortionator]

Cut his brake lines. That would be an awesome prank that involves physics in an obvious way.

 

[BigScaryLarry]

tell him you respect him to much as a teacher to prank him. then glue everything in the classroom together so it looks normal until you try and move it

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Last year some kid put laxatives in this douche bag subs coffee. He was screaming at the class for talking, went silent, shit himself then ran out of the classroom crying. He was never seen after that

 

[raymondcabral]

Take out his laptop battery and watch him bitch when his comp doesn't work.

 

[Parks.]

make gravity nonexistent! that will throw the bitch off

 

[J-C]

this

or this

 

[Peter.]

poop on his desk and leave a note saying it was from you

then say april fools so he thinks the poop is someone elses

you win

 

[El_Barto.]

That didnt happen and was only mildly entertaining to read

 

[gotti]

just kick him in the balls and say april fools.