Help me deliver flowers to my girl

[alex=]

I want to put roses under my girl's windshield wipers on Thurs. But we go to different schools (but we both go to this special school that offers APs and such in a central location, only school like it in the district, you probably have something in it) in the mornings at the same times, and I know where she parks because I park in the same lot.

Only downfalls are:

the school might close deliveries for the day

she could carpool that day (which she has done recently)

also thought about writing a letter and taping it to her window

any other ideas or variations that would work? need to be romantic. pink names especially i need help

 

[FLBP]

Ditch class and give them to her in person, she'll think your a rebel and cream in her pants.

 

[alex=]

Also I can't carry around flowers all day because she'll know whats up

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Kidnap her and her family and then makke them live in a bunker for like three years or something. /thread

 

[MNS]

poop in your hat and smush it to her head.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

how about you de-flower her..that'l be a better gift IMO

 

[alex=]

oh her dad hates me by the way. so no driveway haha but thank you

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

meh...... leave a trail of Hershey kisses going from her front door to her bathroom. leave a dozen roses in the shower with a card. in the card you write, "Now that I've kissed the ground that you walk on, and I've showered you with roses, will you be my valentine?" instant wetness guaranteed.

 

[nagger]

op and his girl

 

[Matt_Rossi]

So like waterfalls in the pants?

 

[alex=]

DAMN IT I HATE THOSE HIDDEN CAMERAS

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

more like a tsunami....

 

[IFuckBitches69]

Just show up naked with your dick flippin around and shit, maybe stick a flower in the tip. bitches love that shit, i do it alllll the time dawg

 

[Phil-X-]

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[spliff.Life]

know anyone that goes to her school?

or just go to her school at like 6 am and tell them to deliver them to her in class