Help me bang this girl in the woods

c-wayne

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so long story short, this is a tricky one and not even a gaper question. This has stumped most my boys.Im 20 shes 19. Met her at the beginning of this semester in chem.

We workout together every Tues and Thurs and have lab together every Friday. Usually after workouts just get food and chill for like an hour.

I immediately, like within a the 2nd week of hanging with her made some feeling her out type moves and found out she had a boyfriend and didn't seem to interested.

I gave up on her and then then got a girlfriend a few weeks later but me and her continued working out and chilling casually after but just as strict friends, neither of us were making moves.

Fast forward to two weeks ago, Shes having trouble with her boyfriend, and im having trouble with girlfriend. At this same time she would randomly ask in a flirty way when we were hanging out and she got alot more giggly and fun with me. In like a strange way we got really close together as friends but some tension is building on my side and i sense some on her side too.

Now, sometimes when we are walking around campus i put my arm around her and she leans into it and seems to enjoy it and we cuddle sometimes after workouts and always do long deep hugs goodbye. (im concerned i may just be really deeply into the friend zone, and it may just be in my head, what do you think?)

Today was a great day. Our schedules finally mingled and we got to hangout. We went for a hike today to this dope dam. Things were pretty casual and friendly on the way in, but on the way out i put my arm around her and she leaned into me and put her arm around me like we were a couple. (im starting to think more than friends here) We have a great fun convo and i drive her back to her car when she gets all giggly and gives me 2 very long deep hugs goodbye, and may have possible came in the second time for a kiss ( she was like leaning toward me head for a lil but i wasnt expecting it and hugged her) She also just ended things with her bf and i also ended things with me gf a few days ago.

So ns, what do you think? I get mixed signals with her but nothing for sure. i mean friends dont usually hug as deeply and cuddle the way we are and we havnt known each other that long soo im not sure what to do with her. I dont have feeling for her and will never see her again unless i drive to her after this semester so some casual sex would be nice. Ive never done a friends with benefits thing before and im lost in the idea of trying to initiate it. I wanna go for this because the semesters almost over and if i get rejected and it gets awkward ill never see her again and life will go on, but if i succeed it will be glorious. I was thinking of in a jokingly way bringing up the topic of sex sometime and then kindof asking in a joking way if shes ever done it in the woods before, and then asking her if shed wanna do me in the woods? This comes off as creepy in my head though so im not sure. What do you guys think? how should i go about this?
 
hahaha but how do the woods come into this. its all serious and everythiing except for the part about having sex in the forest
 
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1. Take girl in question out to lunch

2. Tell said girl you want to go for a walk

3. Drive her to the forrest of your choosing.

4. Go to spot of your choosing

5. Look at said girl and kiss.

6. Kiss more

7. Bang in forrest.
 
have sex with her against a tree then pee on her and the tree to assert your dominance and mark it as your territory

i saw it on discovery so it must be legit
 
OP your plan is terrible.. that'll just be weird.

Best option: go to a party with her and make sure you both get drunk, but stay with her and don't let her mingle with other dudes (in a non-creepy-clingy way of course). Then sit on a couch or whatever and things will happen, guaranteed. The next day, be like "was that weird for you/I wouldn't mind if it happened again" and depending on how that convo goes, its either game on or game over.

Opton 2: riskier, but just have her come over and watch a movie, snuggle up real nice, and make a move.
 
Also make sure that you find a bunker of sorts and make her feel comfortable. Just like this dude.

 
1.Drive like 30 minutes on the highway2.Stop there, like somewhere on the highway far from everything and where's there's some woods.

3.Tell her that she need to have sex with you in the forest and if she don't want to, you will leave her there ( that's gonna be like 4h walk )

4. Pretty sure she will take the piece of wood

 
Take her into the woods. Find cool cave behind large waterfall. Light fire. Tell her your feelings. Go primal. Scream like a gorilla. realize that you are hungry. Feast on her.
 
this hahaha. the whole time reading i'm thinking why the fuck are the woods needed. i think a bed might do
 
OP make a move, now's the chance. Take her to a party or something, would def make it easier if you both are drunk.

You will either be a rebound, or she could transition into dating you at some point, or you will be friend zoned for life. I'd say the odds are in your favor for getting some action though.
 
No offense OP, but if you are this timid and apprehensive about making a move on her than you aren't the type that "bangs" girls. You are the type that makes slow gentle love to her and then she leaves to get fucked by a hockey player.

Just nut up or shut up. Gaming college girls is easy. And if she isn't into you than move on, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
 
im in it for forest sex and forest sex only, and i do bang girls just this ones tricky. I got a decent game i think but with the circumstances and me not being drunk at a party its not as simple as usual. Next time we hike though im following the words of the only female to respond and im kissing her in the face alot and going for the sex. Anyone have any other smoother/ not creepy ways i could go about this?
 


i say just casually start slipping your dick into day-to-day situations: shes eating lunch, suddenly your dick is in her hotdog bun, she reaches for the TV remote? oh wait its actually your dick. she turns over the next page in her chemistry book and BOOM, your trouser snake is staring her right in the face, ready for some fucking action.

i figure shell get the picture pretty quick.
 
1) if you can only get laid when you are drunk than you've got no game

2) "kissing her in the face a lot and going for the sex" -- who talks like this? You sound like a virgin man. If that's the case you probably are better off getting drunk and just putting your virgin moves on her and hope she goes for it.
 
Take ur bottle of water, trip and spill it either on her ass or tits and then wipe it off being all frantic and worrisome and then maybe she will like it or whatever and then u kiss and go from there
 
i don't think the woods is a good place to try to get out of the friendzone. outdoor sex isn't always the best it's great in that passionate moment but then you have to hike back to where ever you came from with pine needles in your ass crack and grass/moss stains on your knees. do her at the gym that seems like a more probable way for you to seal the deal. btw from what you're saying she wants it, don't be a bitch who's afraid to make a move! it sounds like you've already missed numerous opportunities. i have lot's of male friends, i don't cuddle with them. so chances are she's trying to prudely let you know she wants your D or she's just a tease. good luck.
 
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