Help me bang this girl in the woods

Dude this scenario is not hard at all. She obviously wants it bad. Next time you're walking/cuddling/hugging, fucking kiss her. Kiss her some more. Fuck the shit out of her.
 
Op its clear...

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"hi, i am going to have sex with you in the woods. i suggest you agree to it, otherwise the hike in and out with your limp body over my shoulder will be so difficult that i will be forced to cut you into pieces and take multiple trips"
 
Ask her the question about getting banged in the woods but make sure you're both on the same page that she would be getting banged by you and not the woods. In this movie a girl gets fucked by the woods so theres that confusion factor now.

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Wow I can't believe I'm the first to ask. OP is she hot? If yes, take her to the woods, tell her that you can run faster horny than she can scared. If no, just ask to fuck, she'll say yes. Bring paper bags.
 
That it is. I just had some woods sex Sunday night/Monday morning as the sun was rising. We were all hopped up on dope but it was glorious. Took awhile to get it up but then you go for hours. Drugs do some crazy things.
 
You know how I know you're a teen with little sexual experience?

Because you assume the only way to hook up with a girl is either at a party or watching a movie...
 
Worst case scenario, you go home maybe make a nice hot tea. Then you go sit in your comfy chair, close your eyes maybe cry a little bit. THEN WHIP OUT YOUR COCK AND BEAT IT OFF!!!!!!!!
 
question.

at first when things were rocky between you and your girlfriend and her and her boyfriend and you began cuddling...why hadn't you fucked at that point

next question.

anyone other than me already bang this chic?

lastly.

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How can you say you have game? You sound like you have no idea what the fuck is goin on with lil sluts. Bang in the forest? Claiming you have game then saying "not being drunk at a party it's not as simple as usual" is the most retarded backward ass thing I have ever fuckin read. Stop bein a bitch doe, bottom line.
 
I mean really, if you couldn't take those signs she's been blatantly giving you and just go for it, you don't have much game. The good part about this is it could work in your favor. The longer you make her wait, the more she'll want it (to an extent)
 
You know when you're in the friends zone, she wants the d.No sane girl would kick it with you for that long just to chill. Be reall agressive next time you hang out, could always be wrong but next time when you hug just grab her rip her clothes off and be a man. A lot of girls love that stuff
 
im gonna listen to this guy, obviously anyone with herpes has had alot of sex.

On a shitty not we got coffee today after lab and she was like not as touchy and stuff but she seemed like she was hype about getting coffee when i asked her. I has no opportunities to make a move sadly. Next week if we go out on a hike or anything again im sendin it.

I will update. Im sortof scared shes gonna be like wtf were just friends but i dont care no more
 
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