HELP!!! I think there are chemickals up my butt....

[Darth.Maul]

Wanna felch later?

 

[.Emerson.]

Obvious troll but I don't give a fuck, the metaphors in this thread are A+

 

[Darth.Maul]

If only i werent on mobile or id post the Tosh.0 eat da poopoo vid. I feel it pertains nicely to this thread.

 

[why]

i literally threw up

 

[jayo.]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Backyard.Skier]

I just lost it

 

[The.Man]

I shat the bed last night. Fucking laxatives.

 

[.Hugo.]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

 

[WorthDaMoney]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[PeterWojnar]

That's shitty

 

[theBearJew]

It just keeps getting better.

And WTF was that picture? I didnt get to loading the entire thing before I closed the window.

 

[PopsicleStand]

Yeah definitely, its the wisdom teeth and constipation thread rewritten a little.

 

[The.Man]

yep, thats exactly it. do you guys want pictures of my asshole and toilet bowl cleaner?

 

[PopsicleStand]

honestly, why do people keep asking for pictures of your asshole? and why are you offering? thats weird...

 

[The.Man]

Because for some reason, anything on the internet that is mildly funny MUST BE A TROLL.

 

[steezeknees]

All you need is some anal beads and you will clean your butthole out AND have a good time doing it

 

[PopsicleStand]

Your thread mimics another thread from a few years ago, relax. It went down in NS history, and there have been many copycats since. Due diligence on our parts to weed out the trolls.

And no, seeing an inflamed butthole is not the goal of all this.

 

[maxter-paxter]

im sorry but this made me laugh.

 

[JStrathern]

Hahahahahaha wtf

 

[Mr.Turtle]

speak for yourself

 

[CRiP]

pics of bathroom aftermath and ruined bedsheets?

 

[Zimmerman]

.

 

[BootySpunk.]

Holy shit man. That sounds unbelievably painful. Hopeful your asshole is alright. Funniest thing I have read in a while.

 

[ilikefood]

hahahaha good luck with your future adventures

 

[The.Man]

You do realize that there are only 2-3 scenarios when taking laxatives, right?

1) shit your brains out and live

2) calmly pass it all

3) shit your brains out and get it everywhere

And just for a little proof, I pulled this gem off of my phone from monday. Didn't upload it because I was too busy turning my rectum inside out.

happy?

 

[LDV]

Shit just got real.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

i am so lucky i didn't try and read this thread in class.

 

[Zimmerman]

daaaaamn

 

[The.Man]

And if any of you suggest that this is shopped or I went to a doctor's office just for the picture...

...I've lost hope in society

 

[S.C]

hahahhahahah

 

[The.Man]

Putting this on the new page.

 

[skiingblowsme]

But I thought people said it was tou

 

[-emile-]

This is shopped ..

and if it isnt i bet you just went to the doctor to take that pic ..

 

[Mr.Huck]

Had to go old school on this:

 

[-emile-]

using the whole fist doc ?

 

[Mr.Huck]

Lawls. Did you do any time doc?

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Lolololo I had to get in on this.

 

[steeze-free_lee]

just gonna claim my spot in ns history here

 

[Darth.Maul]

Pics of doctors hand up ass or fake...

 

[eljusto.]

hahahaha omg this is hilarious.

 

[chiefbroseph]

ooooh my fucking god! hahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahhahh!you are the bravest fucker on the internet!!!!!!!!!!! +++++++k fo you!

 

[WorthDaMoney]

debatable . im seeing a trend in your posts in this thread

 

[DayMan]

You must post pics of said butthole.

 

[DayMan]

You must post pics of said butthole.

 

[willy_baller]

ew. no.

this is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

within 10 pages.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

nvermind, ill just remind everyone im on the first page

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

holy shit ahahahahahahahahahhaa

 

[HARVERSACE]

so great hahah

 

[84891jnf92048]

I dare you to eat at taco bell.