HELP!!! I think there are chemickals up my butt....

You seem like you're alright with the chemical burns in your ass now. This is good. Pour vinegar on it, and you'll be one step closer to hitting bottom.
 
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. There have been so many NS references in here (Ninja_Steeze, pee in her butt, etc.) This HOLE thread fucking delivers hard.
 
I'm trying to bring as much light as I can to the situation.

In all honesty, I am a witty character, these don't require too much thinking...

...regardless, it's not too hard to think of these things when you're CONSTANTLY having to describe the stinging in your ass. My parents have been asking nonstop. At least they care.

I've been sitting on my side on the couch all day watching TV. If anything wouldn't this make things easier?

Skeptical as you all may be, I'll post pics and everything upon my return from the doctor's.
 
THIS THREAD IS GOLDEN. SO MANY GOOD POSTS/MEMES.

YOU SHOULD GO GAY FOR PAY, JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE CATHCER AND HE GOES FREEBIRD. THE GUYS DICK WILL FEEL LIKE HE FELL IN THE BURNING BUSH MOSES SPOKE TO
 
Don't post pics of your burning anus. Ask your mom to take pictures of your face reaction while the doctor plays with it tho
 
I had to so hard try not to laugh my ass of at this in class. But sorry about your butthole, bro. Sounds painful.
 
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It look like this?
 
plus doctors appointements don't only take a half hour. especially when he could potentially when he needs to be examined. Although I'd think he'd be back by now.
 
Alright. The doctor said that there isn't any damage that will require more attention, so thats good, but he did order me to take a laxative to "clean" my system out. Despite my fiery asshole, my mom made me go back to school. Typing this from a school computer, only reason why i didnt give the update earlier.
 
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