HELP!!! I think there are chemickals up my butt....

[LAME.]

el oh el

 

[Bart.Man]

oh balls dude! you mixed aloe with that shit?! The reason its got a cooling effect is cause its an endothermic reaction of epic proportions! Prepare for an explosion of your bowls out your anus!!!!

 

[bustinthejus]

Erryone droppin dat 11th grade chem knowledge up in dis thread...

 

[gus555]

thats my template!

 

[triebby]

Fucking GREAT quote.

 

[-emile-]

 

[THCfilmz]

beautifuli respect you

 

[TOK]

do not ever break up with this girlfriend. She's sincerely concerned with the condition of your damaged anus, keeper.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

hahahhhahahaha this. for the whole thread

 

[KrazyistKarl]

just read the HOLE thread. so many LOL's

 

[Mr.Turtle]

unreal

 

[The.Man]

Okay.

10/11 hours after the incident.

Had to poop again, shat my brains out. I was in tears because of the burning. going 10 hours strong, I told my mom and she's taking me to the doctor tomorrow. Should be an interesting visit.

 

[-emile-]

hmmm yes yes indeed

 

[TOK]

hahaha, first?

 

[SPskier543]

 

[McFellon]

I couldn't stop laughing at the thread title.

 

[Bumblesteeze]

I don't know what to say.

 

[CliffyByro]

i'm on to you papa_lanks.......

 

[Jahrassicpark]

haha dude go take a poo, and eat lots of cleansing food and drink lots of water and junk to flush out your system

 

[Crispy.]

Going to try to get into the first 10 pages of this thread...

 

[jayo.]

This is the best thing I have ever read

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

inb4 he does it for fun later

 

[theabortionator]

This is what I've been chasing everytime I take a dump. Never can get that rush like that first time.

Sounds fun.

 

[gregorio]

this is fantastic

 

[Rumi.]

could be in top 100 funniest threads

 

[Zimmerman]

can't wait to read this tomorrow

 

[ryantheconnolly]

holy shit threads for doctors diagnosis. your butthole will never be the same

 

[wait.what]

Butt chug a beer

 

[RalphLauren.]

this thread is going to get out of control

 

[J.M]

Let us know how it goes! prepare for the snapping of the gloves haha

 

[sneezin]

pics or gtfo

 

[SenditSerg]

threads for the doctors visit ahahahaha

 

[Alexander_Keith]

This just made my current bladder infection less terrible. I am terrified of the bathroom and I know how you feel. Don't eat anything

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

now this is fucking funny.

 

[MothaHucker]

HAHAHAHAAHHA

 

[skiingblowsme]

This is gross

 

[Slippery_Gypsy]

can't wait until tomorrow after the doctor visit xD

 

[Bear_Grylls]

quote of the year. thank you sir for the laugh.

 

[Black.Bird]

Sorry, I laughed quite a bit !

 

[The.Man]

It's okay, I would be laughing my ass off too if mine DIDN'T FUCKING ITSELF OFF FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

Regardless, my sister, who caught wind of this (and will never let me forget it) suggested that I wax/shave my asshole so the doctor can get a better view / make it easier / less painful

I thought it was a stupid idea at first, but I mean, should I? I don't plan on it.

Appointment is set for 10:00 a.m. tomorrow.

 

[POW-WOW]

FIRST! reply

 

[Timotheezy.]

god damn...

 

[Bean_Slc]

Sounds like a solid plan, I hear doctors hate hairy assholes

 

[Darth.Maul]

Haha I would just leave your ass hair intact. Last thing I would want to do is shave my purple, swollen shitpipe.....

 

[snowisfun]

Hahahahahahahaha this is amazing.

 

[Chubz.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bear_Grylls]

seriously, if you nicked it right now you would want to kill yourself. i get shivers thinking about the pain haha

 

[1337]

calling troll now...

 

[Darth.Maul]

You should poke a small hole to release the blood blockade in your ass...

 

[H8CH]

inb4 chemical burn to your rusty sherif's badge diagnosis...

What a shitter... pun intended.

Was it caustic soda?! If it was - you'd defo know about that shit on your chocolate starfish...

in honor of the OP.... because you now have an ass very much like the....